#ilikeswishcheese

[leagueoflegends-confessions]

Goes to play K/D/A Akali in a normal game: 6/1 but has an AFK on team so we lost --> Decides to play Akali in ranked game: Gets 1/8 Ekko jungle who trolls by 5 minutes... Riot I want to play your game, let me punish these people harder than a soft ban PLEASE, I spent so much money on these stupid skins for you.

Submitted by @ilikeswishcheese

[micma]

what is that song, that plays in the video of the animated office dude whos dancing with the mouth thats never fully on the body?

beautiufl spin class remix here but the song your looking for doesnt start until 12:26

[kalpico]

my boyfriend just called my butthole pretty what the f uck

[streetcash]

My Tumblr Crushes:

tortillas

the-mythical-sass-quatch

ilikeswishcheese

i-was-meant-to-be-garlic-bread

bettycrockroach

gayboyfriencl

boobnudes

suctioning

penisvvrinkle

andrea fist me

[uuviu-blog]

[kalpico]

ok so 2 of the ask thingies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and Mermaid

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): relationship status?

OBVIOUSLY TAKEN BY YOU you egg

Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?

i would literally die for u ok now stop making me say all this cheesy stuff i'm supposed to be a heartless bitch you're ruining my reputation

send me this thingy or this thingy

[kalpico]

unf

RIGHT BECAUSE YOU TOTALLY DIDN'T SEND ME LIKE 10 OTHERS YOU EGG

send me an "unf" if you find me attractive

[kalpico]

2.what was the best part of today

probably eating soggy pizza for dinner

jks it was kissing my boyfriend aka you

YOU EGG

send me numbers!