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mid 20's / sky high

[cheaphalloweencostume]

cleaning house canceling a bunch of subs and free trials and shit and this 5-character non-optional complaints section made me scream

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i ended up just inputting “five?”

[deirdreskye]

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

[pinene]

You are the only person on this website who understands

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[stupidbeecandle]

Mutuals what are you getting? Im getting a bubbles bar but Id settle for a strawberry shortcake bar

[lakevida]

having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver

[lakevida]

hi this is andys roommate he got snatched up by a big hawk in the park and now hes gone forever do U feel good that this comment was the last thing he ever got to see on the computer

[antisocialxconstruct]

if you were trapped in a time loop how many repetitions do you think it would take for you to willingly kill another person, knowing there would be no consequences

[antisocialxconstruct]

I so badly want to ask this question at a party or something where I can set parameters and ask follow up questions gfdgsd people saying "I just can't see myself doing it" I genuinely want to know why. There are no material consequences, there could be temporary benefits, so what would hold you back?

[streetcash]

i'd be too worried about the consequences for myself in the timeline i'm hopping out of

[inthesensethat]

[sunflowerslut]

[itsallinm3]

[schwarz-gerat]

Naicha Mercier

[moonbabejade]

Model Citizen magazine issue 27

[streetcash]

im going through this ten-year-old blog and crying rn...

i'm so old and i abandoned this website very long ago. re-reading everything i held so close to my heart 6 years ago is so surreal to me rn

[mickstart]

Some of you can't be saved by touching grass anymore

[blessyourheartlittleone]

What’s your typical day like?

i wake up. i malfunction. i call it a day

[juggalokomaeda]

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i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

[red3blog]

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

[staff]

[exeggcute]

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file

[catchymemes]

[fallontonight]

Robert Irwin made sure he got the perfect picture of his sister’s engagement by reenacting a faux proposal for the big surprise. 

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Love that he managed to get the exact right pose that she ended up in! That’s a real good little brother mimick right there.

[straightboyfriend]

[scumfuckus]

the only true chad to ever exist is the guy from type o negative

[scumfuckus]

dude was 6'8" and looked as if tommy wiseau finally got his wish of becoming a vampire, except he became a vampire that only feeds on the blood of bodybuilders

[writing-prompt-s]

From a young age, you realized the mirrors never showed your reflection; they showed you how you’ll look in a month. One day, your reflection is gone.

[foxoftheasterisk]

“Huh, I guess I am gonna go through with it.”

“What?” calls my vampire girlfriend from the other room.

“Tell you later,” I say.