#ill af

[billyboyskarsgardy]

Merry Christmas everyone! Turns out my body feels like being ill for the whole of Christmas 🤧 wish me luck!😂

[tpskids]

Some things that happened at school today:

- A guy had left his computer unattended and so another dude searched "why is the once-ler so hot?" and left it in his history. - Our science teacher gave us his "top tips on how to severely disappoint children". - A girl attempted to sneak a shoe across the classroom in her pocket. - In history everyone was reading about WW2 in silence and one girl yelled "BATTLE OF THE BULGE" out of nowhere. - A girl brought an entire toilet roll into class instead of a packet of tissues. - Some guy tried to swipe a girls blazer with his lunch card (which leaves marks) and the girl turned around and went "sWIPER NO SWIPING". And finally, "I'm gonna make a noose from willy" "When you a hoe but you want to die" - M and O 23/01/17

[phoenixisobsessed]

Chat I apologise for being inactive but LITERALLY the day after opening the inbox I have gotten SO INCREDIBLY ILL LMFAO. I am so excited to draw alla the requests but I can BARELY think rn.

I will get back to drawing oncwe I am not spewing snot out of my nose and my voice hath returned. Thank you. <3 Summer illness doesn’t fuck around.

[rougerebelle]

Latin americans: anything from a broken heart to an eye infection. Only one cure: vicks vapo rub... thanks abuelita 👵🏽

[keets-mcgee]

fever time

i have a stomach bug and a fever of 38.1. ask me anything and i’ll give you hilarious fever fuelled answers

[urbbygrlx-blog]

Being sick on Christmas is like a kick in the stomach. Like God what’s up?? Why now?

[n9ke]

fuck my life??????????

[yeongwonhi-nuna]

An hour and a half left at work... if I make it, I deserve a medal...