ough

keets, 26, she/her, welcome to the shitshow

[melancholic-whimsy]

career ideas:

Mysterious Disappearance

Cult leader

Cryptid entity whose existence is disputed

Mad Scientist

Normal Person ™️

[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[insomniparty]

[supermariomamafucker]

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

[sashayed]

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

[boomstab-papa]

[your-cosmic-creature]

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[steveyockey]

just remembered the best way to tell someone what you’re thinking is to tell them what you’re thinking

[jenny-holzer]

[dogpuppy]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

show me another funny picture im not driving tonight

[greelin]

i ❤️ faceless character designs like yesss keep the mask on… Obscurity is so hot

[cykelops]

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[lizardsister]

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

[gaytanic-panic]

[twirlingfreckles]

they call it bloodlust because it’s meant to turn you on

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything