#ill-advised ventures

[delcat177]

I just finished Undertale last night too what was I thinking I am gonna die of feels overdose

[delcat177]

slinkyinky said: valuable dating tips: crumble cornbread in hand, hold out, wait for suitors to perch

I'M COVERED IN GEORGIANS AND THEY'RE PECKING MY EYES OUT HELP

[delcat177]

jollityfarm said: Headcanon: Wilson loads up on everything that looks tasty and his plate, as a result, is a nightmare landscape as tall as him. It doesn’t occur to him to use individual plates.

Maxwell is so not gonna feel sorry for you u nerd

[delcat177]

I'm printing this out for my appointment tomorrow.  Bam.  Official recall.  You are federally obligated to remove this from my body before it produces a child and immediately chokes it sirs

[delcat177]

I'M ANGRY AND HORNY

BEND SOMEONE OVER A DESK AND THEN FLIP IT I GUESS

[delcat177]

monkeymagdalen said: I would love to smoke and watch cartoons with you.

We'd need to plan in advance though because I apparently get the WORST ideas when I'm into it.  You can see me shutting myself down on Fantastic Planet and Yume Nikki there.  YUME FREAKING NIKKI WHAT WAS I EVEN BRIEFLY THINKING.

I feel like there are some things I want to experience while high, though, like a lot of my music and some of my video games.  I just want to know what it's LIKE.

[delcat177]

Great job Del

Hormoning out of control is the BEST TIME to randomly watch the tape scene from Silent Hill 2

gg team

[delcat177]

Faerie??

If you could get away with anything, what would you do?)

Spend a day at work with my softpack flopped out of my fly.

FULLY VISIBLE CROCHETED GREEN DICK: THE ABSOLUTE WORST WAY TO COME OUT

ETA: I really wanted someone to go HURR HURR YOU'RE NOT WEARING GREEN on St. Patrick's Day so I could whip it out at them

I'm a terrible person