#illiterate wizard posts

[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

I got a notificashon saying @no-one-offical started folowing yoo but that doos not mayk sens becos if thay hav a blog thay must bee someone but thay are no one but thay ar someone cald no one but they are no one so thay can't be someone gdkebdkwbekrjevrtheyskakshej

* explodes into a downpour of crayons *

[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

*blows up nepal just for you*

how sweet but i dont think yoo shud bee blowing of cuntrees for peeple!

translation: how sweet, but I don't think you should be blowing up countries for people!

[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

wat is an A-O-3 ?

[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

hoo is John lock and can hee fix mi broken locks too mi secret lab of wizardree?

[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

doos aneewon kno how to invit a 400meeter dinosour thing with big glowing spiks to diner to catch up?

his naym is zilla and we ar good frends

[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

crayola crayon

[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

traveling bak in tim to kill caesar

[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

step by step instructshons for mayk crayon biscit

get biscit micstur (i do not kno how too make this goodly from my brayn without cookbook)

chop 10 or 11 crayon into it vey good

bayk

crayon shuld com out veree gooey but let them set

welcome

i wil swirly a sum peepl

@crayola-crayon-eater-offical @wizard-offical @satan-offical

i doo not kno wy satan is in this computer app i thort she was in hell but maybee she is heer too but naym popped up when i was type swirly A so I add