uglee eesl

I eet red crayon!! he/him (I am a pro at nouns) 100% not illiterate (no weird stuff, the person running this is a minor)

[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

Intro Post:

helo am uglee eesel the crayon eeting wizard of tumbl land i luv red crayon most i eet many

i am over 5 with 3 zeros old in yeers

i am gud at mayking creeaytive thing and cooking lots

plees give me 3 or 2 follows

translation:

hello, I am Ugly Easel the crayon eating wizard of Tumblr. I love red crayons most, I eat many.

I am over 5000 years old.

I am good at making creative things and cooking a lot.

Please give me 3 or 2 follows

OOC:

Hello! This is a new officalverse account I created as my OC Ugly Easel as I wanted to share his insanity with the world and this hellsite.

Main blog: @buzzycrow

Gonna try and stay in character! Have fun listening to this wacky wizard-

[liamthekoifih]

Late library fish from last week

[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

tastee! too kwestyons!

dus the crayon tast lik fish?

is the payper hi qwalitee

[liamthekoifih]

Crayon is Crayola , paper is of the printer verity.

[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

mmm sownds veree taystee !!!

[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

what

[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

gigdusdy9f89sd8ghisdhgSDNgvkebsgkiSHhoiHSDNHlhn

[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

cheese spell!!!

* cheese begins to reign down on your dash *

[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

Trout

@satan-offical

[ericaofanderson]

Hail Mary.

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[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

this is how it feels too conjer mi wizard magick wen in a mistical plays

translation: This is how it feels to conjure my wizard magic when in a mystical place.

[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

going too tri riding a broom stik tooday, wish mee luk! (yoosyooalee i just wizardly teleeport)

translation: going to try riding a broomstick today, wish me luck! (usually i just wizardly teleport).

[bylerbond]

How it feels to replace your current read with a byler fic

[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

I doo not no wat a byler fic is but i think this videeo is mee

translation: I do not know what a byler fic is, but I think this video is me.

[7-eleven-offical]

crayon flayvored slushee plees !!!

- @crayon-eating-wizard-offical

for sure broski bro, you gots it :]

[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

thank yoo!!!

[liamthekoifih]

Late library fish from last week

[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

tastee! too kwestyons!

dus the crayon tast lik fish?

is the payper hi qwalitee

[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

if i dror grayps with crayon and eet droring then wil it cownt as eeting froot?

[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

traveling bak in tim to kill caesar

[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

gess hoos back, back agen

eesls back

tel a frend

[evil-apple-offical]

Let’s make an army of evil fruits and than take over the Officalverse

[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

can i coom?

[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

Spaghetti

[lawyer-offical]

helo, i am uglee eesil or thee crayon eeting wizard and i rekwest help

you see i am curentlee in a unfortunat sityooation wair i am in a jail sell becos of a "serius crime" i did on hallow'een night

i need to get free asap so i can see my familee and figur out how to visit thee mithical libairee of A-O-3

wat doo i doo?

- @crayon-eating-wizard-offical

Hello. What might this “serius crime” be?

[crayon-eating-wizard-offical]

so mayhaps i may hav creeated a senteeent pumpkin monster whom stormed my town and destroyed it...