This just made my day!
Me: *reading from Tumblr post* "Do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn't know what a ship is, or what canon is. We probably just all sound like pirates."
My mom: I know what a ship is. I know what a canon is.
Me: Alright, what's a ship, what's canon?
My mom: A ship is a big boat...
Me: *literally rofling*















