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[kuunio]

HEROES FOR HIRE DR.

DILLIWALI GIRLFRIEND.

thoughts. I hope this edit of yurae reaches a very niche, bollywood paglu, desi side of shiftblr ❤️ (first time editing kinda nervous)

[monoshroom]

Did you know theres a mushroom thats completely fine to eat unless consumed with alcohol? Its called the common ink cap, it contains coprine which temporarily blocks a liver enzyme (aldehyde dehydrogenase) which causes coprinus syndrome! Which causes the following:

Intense facial and neck flushing

Severe throbbing headache

Rapid heartbeat

Nausea and vomiting

Shortness of breath

Tingling sensations in the limbs

Ink caps are one of my favourite mushrooms as their wgat got me into mushrooms!

[porcelain-notes]

october 7th

my boy is sweet and soft and always leaving coins behind–

little wishes of luck, that he loves to make

porcelain-notes

[r0tt3n-baby-c0rps3]

Here’s some stupid self ship art I made a while ago lolz

[koifisharemyfav]

Oh btw I forgot to give you guys my yap session about this weekend was it freaky hell yeah it was but not the whole time okay where to startttt... Saturday it was the day of prom me and saturn (my boyfriend) are ofc going so we meet up at his house and we take pictures all cute all cute then we get to prom music is trash asf but I'm glad I'm there with my friends but awkward at first but it started to get better then we ended up leaving and having lots of fun anyways ME AND SATURN FINALLY AFTER A LONG LONG TIME WE FINALLY GET A SLEEP OVER AND I ASKED HIS MOM SO PROUD OF MYSELF anyways after prom and the hangout we go back to my place...okay okay look..we get ready all comfortable and ready to go to bed but neither of us are tired so we just cuddle and talk and idk how but WE STARTED GETTING FREAKY OKAY I couldn't do to him sadly ☹️ but he did do stuff to me and omg when I tell you I was going to freaking choke him out I MENA it CUZ WHAT THA FUCK DO YOU MEANNNN HE MADE ME SOT ON HISSS LAP WHILE HE PLAYED WOTH MY CHEST... LIKE WHAT NEVER IN MY LIFE would I think THAT I... I WOULD BE SITTING ON SOMEONE'S LAP and I bet he fucking enjoyed it too cuz apparently he's obsessed with my THIGHS and basically my whole body may I say that he kissed every part of my body that I was insecure about...yes get you man like that anyways I sat on his lap and he played with my chest and the way his hands where I. My neck when he did that got to me like idk idk but omg... Anyways that and the way the next day HE FUCKING ATE ME OUT OH OH AND HE BROUGHT A FUCKING VIBRATOR AND MADE ME CUM SEVERAL TIMESSSS MORE THAT EVER ACTUALLY anyways back to the next day the next day I finally do something to him I don't make him cum once BUT TWICE VERY PROUD OF MYSELF AND HES BEGGING ME TO STOP CUX HE THINKS I DONT WANNA DO IT NO DONT MAKE ME TELL YOU THAT I WANT TO MAKE YOU CUM SO MANY TIMES IT ACTUALLY MAKES YOU feel like a dumb dog anyways anyways my family leaves for the day and it's just me and him and we decided we shower together it wasent freaky at all (just a little bit not to much guys chill) and it was so peaceful I loved it 10/10 would do it again anyways he tried to eat me out in the shower but guess what... He couldn't figure it out so I told him to wait (he told me to wait when he was going to do it before the shower sighhh) anyways we got out of the shower and went to the store cuz my family made me and then we came back we chill for a bit and then... we start getting freaky AGAIN and this time he eats my out makes me do all this stuff AND AND we ended up stopping for a bit because my family came back but when I was getting dressed he told me I tasted good ... Now please tell me more cuz no WAYYY but anyways family comes in and everything and we wait for a bit and he starts doing it again and when I tell you it felt so fucking good I don't thinks y'all need any clarification it felt so so good his mouth on my clit oh my god makes my eyes roll back but anyways not the point...(It is) He makes me cum anddddd thennnn OMG HE HAS LEFT BITE MARKS I MEAN HARD ASF BITE MARKS ON MY NECK AND THERE ARE MONTH OLD ONES ON THERE TOO I COULD SHOW YALL but anyways yeahh that was my weekend 10/10 would do it again but I would want to do more stuff to him.

[fairyteeeeth]

my bf gave me this:) i was like whats the p for? this mf says princess😳😳

[monoshroom]

Sulfur caps scientific name hypholoma fasiculare is very common accros europe and america growing from dead wood both decidouse and conifourous!

They are bitter and toxic, consumption can cause: vomiting, convulsion and diarrhea, deaths are rare but not unheard of

Samples show promise for medical reasons, antitumour and antimicrobial purposes!

In 1778 they were classed as agaricus

1871 they were reclassed as hyphloma

Before in 1880 they were falsley moved to the naematoloma

1970 it was moved back to hyphloma

[monoshroom]

The club foot mushroom scientific name ampulloclotocybe clavipes is a fairly common mushroom found in Europe and north America!

Its a member of the ampullocltocybe family it was originally classed in 1801 as agaricus which is a very broad family, then in 1871 it was reclassified as clitocybe before finally in 2002 being classed as ampulloclotocybe!

It is edible but described as chewing wet cotton and is fairly unpalatable

Its important to note this mushroom contains coprine sane as the common ink cap making it toxic when consumed with alcohol