Jun 24
Low stakes head canon of the day is that I think Shane buys a car in Boston during the situationship era. At a certain point he just becomes too paranoid about leaving a paper trail between himself and Rozanov’s address with cabs/rideshare. Maybe it’s during the fuck montage when they’re getting really comfortable with each other, making his anxiety about getting found out spike in new and fun ways.
Obviously Mr. Secret Sex Condo thinks the rational move is to register an LLC in a foreign country and use it to purchase a car and a parking spot in a long term garage with minimal security near the hotel the team normally stays at.
#Ilya voice#“Mr Businessman” “Mr Limited Liability Company”#Shane voice#“it’s not about avoiding taxes Ilya it’s about privacy”#shane hollander#ilya rozanov#heated rivalry#hollanov#heated rivalry headcanon#hollanov headcanon#in my brain Shane is just a funny little guy sometimes. and when he does weird stuff it’s just because he’s a funny little guy
