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frankly im surprised you read fanfic, it seems like something you’d make fun of

beautiful chic intelligent women with promising futures like some nerd shit too but nobody asks us. it’s all omg you’re so pretty and you smell so good and you always do the funnest things with all your pretty friends and your hair is so shiny.

#blog thesis

bambicoded

in half of the pictures of connor at the met gala, he looks like a baby deer that just wobbled into the road and is looking at the headlights like they're a new friend. he's just bambi-mogging in every photo. just soooo wet hamster. someone dropped him in the soup and forgot to dry him off after. what even ever. it was his first day living.

#MY BABY LAMBBBBBB #CONNOR STORRIE

avantgarden-er

Everyone on my ilya failed baseball pitch post saying that Shane would get the ick………. literally never!!!!!! Never. Not my shane. shane is in the car coming home from that game like Honey. Baseball is the worst sport in the world. They just stand there the whole time. You could do cartwheels on the clock. Can you believe they even have a League. For that. And ilya is scrolling like they are saying my throw is Weak Sauce…. They say my baby bird arms- Shane interrupting him like DON’T make me pull the car over I will have you squat me again

#not weak sauce :(

myshangel

more hollanov rough sex methinks. theyre 200lb hockey players and they love fighting and checking each other into the boards. they can throw each other around a bit. as a treat

#you just know their bed looks like a rage room after they're done

kateantropova

Okay..

#he's mere seconds away from throwing up from being complimented #connor voice TAKE ITTTTT #hudson williams

can I be troy and harris casted genuinely

actually the horrible thing is that emerald fennell is a hack but hudson would look so fucking good in one of her movies

avantgarden-er

If ilya threw the first pitch at a baseball game it would be reminiscent of the carly rae jepsen pitch because he would think he would be good at it and just not prepare and cliff would be laughing his ass off and making fail edits on his instagram stories of the ball only making it halfway. ilya would look at the jumbotron and be like Cut Camera. Cut. camera. And shane would be on the phone with Rose like what do i do… its everywhere… the video… and Rose would be like Oh! I don’t know! I don’t date guys that would be bad at throwing a baseball :/ anyways lets do brunch soon! And yuna would call ilya and be like Honey. Yeah. I saw the footage

#heated rivalry heritage post

russianblush

Oh I’m gonna eat this UP

#ignoring the saltburn comparison for my mental health #but anyway I WILL BE THEREEEEEE

russianblush

recentering

#in the way a dog guards its lamb... right....

castielchitaqua

you know when you really love someone you start seeing them in everything and all things?? yeah that's not what happened here connor was waiting at the hotel prepped and ready

#douched and dangerous...

hudsons nose