#im a mouse

[e-rose]

[i-like-ratsssss]

So me🐭

[jessibbb]

I MEAN THIS IN THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE, YOUR FLUFFY PERSONALITY REMINDS ME OF KAREN SMITH FROM MEAN GIRLS I LOVE YOU SM🥺💞💖💗

OK I LOVE U SM SHES MY FAVORITE 🥺💖💕💖

[duck-duck-newton]

If you give a mouse aderall would it stick to one task for more than 5 minutes?

[muvana]

via Giphy

[e-rose]

[mouseinajar]

Oh no this is not fair!!!! @lunasanguismusic the pizza arrived but there is a little problem!!! They put the box over my air hole!!! Can you please help? It smells so good but I can't even eat it. I guess the delivery driver couldn't understand me. I said put it IN not ON!!! I tried screaming to him about the air hole, but by then the pizza was muffling my screaming. Anyways is there anything you can do?

[lesarcasticpenknife]

A large creature

So it’s raining here today, and I look out at the squash patch outside and tell my mom how I’d hide there if I were a kitten or a mouse because the leaves create a pretty solid canopy to protect me.

mom: “...I guess if you don’t have anything else. Why?”

me: “I don’t know why I’m planning for the time when I’m a tiny creature stuck outdoors. I’m the second-largest creature in this building and I’m under several roofs!”

Ladies and gentlemen, that elicited the oddest look from my mother.