#im blacking out

[iambylernow]

Scoops Ahoy anyone?

Will:" ...What?" Mike: Immediately back-tracks, almost faints, bangs his head against the counter, then asks for strawberry and leaves a $10 tip.

Jan and Mike fucking hate eachother.

[yikimiki]

thinking about inviting yourself over to stoner eren’s house when his friends are over, and he’s pissed, ends up cornering you in his room, his hand on your neck and you pressed against a wall as he fingers the fuck out of you and makes you cry and wail that you belong to him and how desperate you are for him, your pleas coming off in prayers, and then he absolutely rails you and leaves hand sized bruises on your thighs and hips just to stake his claim, and then he sends you back home in a mini skirt with it all on display

shiiiiittttt no but he cums inside you and makes you keep it all inside as you go home </3 and you can’t do anything but feel it dripping out

[ianthewife]

*so dizzy i can barely stand upright* uhhhh ummm oh god i wish i were sister cull here i mean WHO said that what—

[waller-bridge]

GOD SHE RLLY

[davidskam]

[finnicksghost]

partial election results for midterm elections.....remind me of 2016 where i had a panic attack because a marcos and d30 were in the lead..truly a goddamn nightmare

[rathacks]

HOUDHDHHDHGH

[lambtongue]

if anyone hears a strange sound that's just me screaming about kaz and inej holding hands because HOLY HELL KAZ AND INEJ HELD HANDS