My roommate gets genuinely butthurt when Merlyn doesn’t sleep in her room…like…gets actually offended.
Iunno, man…she’s my age. ANYWAYS
So today I goaded him up the stairs to her room, cuz he’s been sleeping with me lately, and he went happily.
She got all excited.
3 minutes later I hear “oh really? Ok fine. I see how it is. I’m not good enough for you now?” A door opening and Merlyn trotting back downstairs to hang with me until I go to sleep…















