#im frothing

[freakytikigifs]

Natalia Dyer as Nancy Wheeler STRANGER THINGS (S5 TRAILER)

[bangs-coffee-fandoms-unite]

Stoppppp! I swear, every time I mention rewatching the 2003 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series with my father, I come back with some wild revelation thanks to his uncanny television-watching skills. Seriously, this man is either psychic or just way too good at predicting plot twists. And the best (worst?) part is, he always gets this smug, “I know something you don’t know” grin.

So, when we hit season five—the one that is kinda the lost season that not even all the hardcore Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fans have seen—he was absolutely certain he knew a big twist that was coming. He was practically vibrating with excitement, and I finally caved and asked him what he thought was going to happen.

And what he said? Ten times better than what we actually got.

Okay, so you know how Leonardo mirrors the real Oroku Saki in the flashbacks and how he eventually returns as a demon? My father thought Leonardo was going to become a demon himself to defeat Demon Shredder and save his brothers.

Let me repeat that: Leonardo, our honorable, calm, reassuring blue turtle, becoming a literal demon.

Like, okay. Leonardo fans of all Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle iterations? We live for horrible, soul-crushing angst, right? But this? This right here? I am chewing on fiber glass right now. I did not know I needed this concept until now, but suddenly, I NEED it.

[animentality]

Guys. This is really fucking funny...how bad this is getting.

First off that fucking cost is ridiculous.

20 dollars a fucking month? For verification? That's the cost of the most expensive streaming service, bitch.

Second: holy fuck. This feature has to be rolled out by November or they get fired?

Go fuck yourself, elongated rat.

This is such a bad fucking idea. I'm so glad Tumblr doesn't do this verification bullshit.

And third:

Imagine if celebrities just don't care enough to pay fucking twitter for verification.

We're gonna have so many people claiming to be celebrities.

The unadulterated chaos ...god I'm frothing at the mouth.

I'm sorry to the Twitter employees with elon's fingers on their balls, but...but this is the beginning of the ruination.

Tumblr, enjoy the smell of burning popcorn.

[ellitx]

HELLO HAVE YOU SEEN THIS YEAR’S VENTI BIRTHDAY ART

GRRRR ARF ARF ARF WOOF WOOF GRAHHH ARF ARGHH

HE’S SO CUTE AND HOT AND CHARMING AND HANDSOME AND SPARKLING AND ELEGANT AND. SO SERENE AND GRABHHHH

HIS HANDS?!!!!

THE THINHS HE CAN DO WITH THOSE HANDS??!!? (moans)

GRAHHHHHH

[mookupodi]

Rnb haechan album coming out the time of my unemployment after being a proper loser about this man from 2019-2021 really reminds me of that one tweet that's like ur twenties are about rediscovering ur cringe teenage interests. I feel so intensely about this kpop twink now its actually embarrassing and ridiculous

[lesbab-panik]

I NEED more Garofano x reader I NEED to consume all of it.

I AM FERAL FOR THIS WOMAN

[liminalww]

i tried to go the mcdonalds to try the new sauce and they told me someone had scalped all their nether sauce

[02kt]

everyones going crazy over cinnabar but i am insane over tetra

OHHHHH MY GOD?