#im impossible

[sea-of-machines]

How to fanfic: horny slug edition

Write a detailed smut scene (around 2000 words)

Build a story around it

[thebahwrites]

....oh no I spent too much time thinking about the ASL signs for every character in top gun and now Sound of silence needs a sequel....

[shatteredfears-arch]

sb: says literally anything that could even maybe be taken as a q abt pok/emon

me, an autistic pain in the ass: anYWAYS HERES A LORE OVERVIEW, WHY I THINK NIN/TENDO ARE COWARDS FOR CUTTING GI/OVANNI BEING ASHS DAD, REDS AUTISTIC AND U CANT CHANGE MY MIND, GIOVANNIS A LITERAL DEADBEAT, HEREZ WHERE EVERY REGION NOT BASDD IN JAPAN IS BASED, /continues for an hour probably

[livinonaflyingcarpet]

the miniscule size of my antisocial baby steps is borderline insane

[haredjarris]

the only good thing about people not changing the fucking loo roll when it runs out is at least then i can take the old one downstairs to be recycled rather than someone sticking it in the bin with the rest of the general waste when cardboard is so!!! easily!!! recycled!!!

[0ct0pies]

Me, at midnight on a weekday: ugh my dash is so slow wtf is up with that

[here-i-study-in-4-languages-blog]

note to myself: DON’T attempt to study to your fandom playlists. more so, DO NOT try it with 8tracks fandom playlists because other people will be 1000x more creative with their playlists and wreck you with feels 100000x more. 

[rukaisa]

Why am I so bad at using this website lmao