#im in oregon

[ultralazycreatorfan]

if i'm right it's 4AM where you are.... why are you still up *water pistol emoji* >:o

Alas I am in the trees, annoying my dog so much that she is creating a barricade.

Why are you still up? Huh? Go to bed or I’ll ground you.

[mysticsybil]

So pretty much half the west coast is on fire

Woke up to a fine layer of ash on everything this morning, but at least I'm not in one of the places that's Actually had to be evacuated. Air quality is officially "unhealthy" and it's hard to breathe and giving me a headache :T

[mirelurk--cakes]

RL version of any house i have ever built in a Far Harbor settlement.

[pastawaves]

th ntd stts prt 2

Delaware does not exist

Pennsylvania does not exist also it is where the magic treehouse series takes place

new jersey does not exist but it has the highest population density you think

Georgia has barbed wire fences between the yard of your grandma’s house and the cattle fields behind it. you climb the fence to pet a cow and the owner of the ranch comes out immediately holding a large rifle. your grandma hands you a gun wrapped in a blanket which you previously thought held curtain rods. she tells you it is the same gun which Oswald shot the president from the book depository with. you know what to do.

Connecticut does not exist you always forget where it goes on the map when your 5th period English teacher requires you to draw the entire united states by memory

Massachusetts does not exist Pittsburgh Massachusetts

Maryland does not exist but it does have some nice gardens

south Carolina is a place where you vaguely remember meeting a very large turtle?

new Hampshire does not exist and you always got it mixed up with

Virginia does not exist it is also the state where the largest earthquake in history occurred you think. you are not certain as you have not checked that fact since fourth grade.

new york does not exist. the triangle shirtwaist factory fire brought new standards of safety regulations to America. what a tragedy it was.

north Carolina is where you store your plane station. the only thing to buy at your plane station is large cups of fruit. buy those fruit cups.

Rhode island does not exist

Vermont does not exist but it is where the book nature girl takes place which is the first book you ever did a report on in middle school. you were so proud of the report when you read it the entire class applauded and cried. your teacher then told you you should quit 6th grade and live in the dome in the desert from the first season of Roswell.

kentooki is the homeland of the chicken in surfs up who inexplicably has a burning passion for surfing after his father’s untimely death

Tennessee is just a vague memory at this point. you are lucky to remember it. most people get hunted down by the Tennessee memory erasing skunk apes as soon as they leave.

Ohio is where you first drove a tractor. it was in your grandpa's backyard next to one of the sheds but not on the farm territory itself.

Louisiana does not exist but apparently according to the magic treehouse series it’s super haunted.

Indiana is THE LAND OF THE FREE BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE

Mississippi does not exist but your dad lived there in the 70s

Illinois is where you saw your 6th ufo in your life. you were flying over lake Michigan, about to land at the O’Hare International Airport on May 27th, 2017. you watched the clouds outside your airplane window as three yellow lights in a triangular formation flew into your sight, they hovered for a few seconds but were soon gone.

Alabama is a place you have been but your memories have been erased.

  ***also, have y’all heard witch’s rune by S.J. Tucker because that's a real good song. *****

Maine does not exist except for in your 3rd-grade math class where you graphed the weather in both Portlands.

Missouri is the most popular launch point for the Oregon Trail, Independence, Missouri. 1861 was the year in which the most people traveled the Oregon trail although at that point most people were going to California.

Arkansas exists but does it really? how confident are you in your memories of Arkansas.

Michigan is nothing to you but a series of dark hillside roads.

Florida is where you learned to talk. you wished you did not later but then you are glad you did. you sit in a dark room. it is not really dark but you choose to remember it as being dark because our memories are all basically fake anyways. you are playing with blocks in your living room while your grandparents sit at a table talking quietly. you overhear that your brother was born in St. Petersberg. there was a birth complication but that's ok because you are two and you don’t know what that means. at the hospital, there is a playroom for the kids there. there is a boy playing a Mario game there. it is the first time you have seen a video game. there is a rainbow bean bag in the corner. you choose not to sit on it and manage to wander out of the room and there is a tv in the waiting room you are in. they are still talking about Katrina. you are glad the hurricane you were in was not Katrina.

Texas is a place you wish you did not remember

Iowa is a place you only remember by its bordering fireworks sales. that’s how you know your leaving a state.

Wisconsin is overrated in your opinion

California is the first time your brother slept in a tent. unfortunately, your dad forgot the rain cover for your tent and so your tent floods at 2 in the morning in the middle of the redwoods and you sleep in the car instead.

Minnesota has the best airport you have ever been to. why the heck do they have ipads everywhere that you can just use for free? Like you don’t know if they still have them since you haven’t been there since 2010 or 11 but still.

Oregon is where you convinced all your friends that you were all witches and there was a horde of black snakes which live and travel through the wires. it is also where you went to school so that makes sense. it is also where you were camping and you got mad at your parents when you were like 12 so you ran off into the woods and you met faeries for the first time and they convinced you to go back to your campsite and were generally really nice even though faeries really get a bad rap from Tumblr. and anyways, it’s also where you saw your first ufo and its also where you were abducted by aliens for the first time.

Kansas honestly means nothing to you. you don’t even remember it. if you don’t remember it is it even real?

west Virginia doesn’t exist.

Nevada is where you launched a road trip once. it’s also where you went on route 66 for the first time. you got into a Hilton inn at like 2:06 am and you left at 6:27 the next morning so you barely spent any time at that hotel. you went to wet n’ wild Las Vegas afterward and it was really fun but unfortunately, you almost fell off of that one really steep slide because you barely met the weight requirement and you were really dumb and you jumped into it instead of sliding into it like a smart person.

Nebraska is an underrated state in your opinion. It is where you got your own room key at a best western in Ogalala in room 212. the pool had just been refilled so it was really cold but you swam in it anyways because you’re like that. there was a dragonfly in the pool and you saved it and after it dried off it repaid you for saving its life by playing a game with you since your dad refused to get in the pool because it was so cold. you raced the dragon fly around the pool and you quickly became friends. later that afternoon you couldn’t find the ice and so you asked it and it led you to it.

Colorado is where you bought some really good bread this one time in 2014. You also drove through there on a different occasion and you thought it was really pretty but you were also really distracted by a coloring book your grandma gave you.

North Dakota doesn’t exist

South Dakota is where you bought your favorite book as a young child about the conservation of the black footed ferrets. you also took lots of foggy pictures of Mount Rushmore on a disposable camera.

Montana is where you stopped at a haunted rest stop. it didn’t explicitly say it was a haunted rest stop but the faeries in the trees told you it was.

Washington is where you caught your first lizard. you were hiking on a trail in the gorge and you saw a stream nearby and there was a fallen tree across it and on top there was a blue-tailed skink.

in Idaho You collected your first Hag Stone along the banks of Snake river.

****Wonders by S.J. Tucker is also a very good song******

Wyoming is where you became friends with a stag which was stood on top of a hill which you then climbed after it and found it was looking for water since it was new to the area. you led it to your uncle’s river and in return it promised to help you and it did help you by leading you to a berry bush which had really good huckleberries.

Utah is where you stayed along the salt lake and you watched the sun set over a field of horses.

Oklahoma is somewhere you’ve been but you don’t remember being in.

New mexico is where you swam in a pool in the middle of nowhere long into the night and you were able to see the stars which are normally blocked by portland’s light pollution or currently it’s horrid wildfires. It was beautiful.

Arizona is where you hiked along a worryingly narrow area of the grand canyon.

Alaska does not exist.

Hawaii is a place I really miss if only for its passionfruit. man does it have really good passionfruit. @bbyrealm you go there a lot sneak me passionfruit thats really good back. you might want to ignore this though because its 2 am right now and that means it took me 2 hours to write this post.

[secretcherimaybe]

Little toasty out today

[iguanamouth]

Are you in Washington??

dont be disgusting hes been dead for years