#im jealous.

[onyxeatsu]

i should be kissing a boy right now :(( no fair !!!!

[calkale]

I LOVE BLOOD I WANT TO SWIM IN IT MARKIPLIER LET ME IN

[ellearts]

I swear to god I JUST KNOW. MY ROOMATE IS HIDING SO MUCH SNACKS.

[catrinkets]

I hate everyone with big boobs that’s my truth Yes i’m anti feminist.. I’m so evil

[petermustdie]

to everyone who had a racing car bed as a kid:

I hope your chargers only work at a certain angle, i hope ur pillow is warm on both sides, i hope your socks are always just a little bit too damp after they’re dried, i hope that your blu tac barely keeps your posters on ur wall up, i hope you had avengers endgame spoiled, I hope you never get anything higher than a 74 on an exam, i hope you take iron pills but they don’t do anything for you except give you really bad constipation, I hope you have to wait 2 whole weeks for results on a blood test, I hope your blankets are itchy on one side, i hope you have a pet that sleeps in the direct center of your bed, i hope that someone accuses u of looking like you were into shane dawson as a kid, I hope you LEAD A MISERABLE LIFE!!!!!!!

[leilaisntcool0211]

Me when she's perfect but she lives across the country 😭😭

[allmoshnobrain]

argentinian megadeth fans are so spoiled 😭

[desimarianne]

HOLY GROUND???????????????