#im keeping it

[aestheticallycha0tic]

Nooo i just realised that I didn't realise it was your birthday recently :( happy birthday dear friend!!!

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It had been a tiring day, as usual. And so, at the end of the day, you went back home to crash on your couch, to scroll a bit on tumblr. As you unlocked the door, you came upon... quite a scene. First, the smell of burnt chocolate, then, the cold and fresh air from outside, a window on the side being wide opened.

As you stepped inside, you saw Killer, in the kitchen, fidgeting around a cake he clearly had bought at a nearby bakery, known for good patisserie.

"Hey! So, I realised I missed you birthday, so I tried to bake you a cake, but that was a fail! Heh. So, here!... Happy Birthday!"

He said as he showed [insert your favorite cake, sobs], with the number of candles matching with you age, half of them lit up as he still held the lighter in his hands.

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Wrote this quickly as I realised I missed your birthday due to one of your reblogs, saw it at like 1: 15 ish am, finishing to type this at 1: 26am.

Hope you enjoyed the little writing i did! Never tried to write fluff like that before, so I hope you enjoy it!^^ and happy birthday once again!

[glucose-king]

is this anything?

inspired by This Post

[edit : old link appears to be broken , think this should work]

I've seen the theory that OMC is Henry and whist I don't believe it [omc being a force of nature beyond the mortal, demonic and divine really tickle me] , I am in the "if omc is/was human , it's henry" camp however

I haven't been able to get this meme out of my head since seeing the old man yoai/ consequences post

[lukewarmsoupxx]

transmasc advice tiktoks:

No, NO, you HAVE to wear the baggy pants. No, LOOK AT ME, you HAVE TO WEAR THE BAGGY PANTS AND THE BAGGY SHIRTS OR ELSE PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE A WOMAN. Listen! If you can't get a binder, then layer sports bras BUTDONTDOITFORTOOLONG OR YOU DIE!! You HAVE to cut your hair up to your ears, or else you DIE!!

Nonbinary advice tiktoks:

Yeah, i jst do whatever cuz idgaf, lol

[ladyofthebookcase]

thinking about rodya again..... rodya crashout in canto 10 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒

[pikabysss]

Fanfic writers, you should show one line from one of your wips that makes you stop and think about what the fuck were you on. ;-;

Here's mine

... uuuuuh... I don't know if I wanted it to look fancy or fun to read out loud at this point.

Yes, this is from a smut fic, but I highly advise against writing smut like that... Me? Yes, I'm allowed to write smut like that. My smut needs to feel awkward because the characters in my smut are awkward fuckers. And if you can't relate to their awkwardness, the awkward writing is gonna convince you./silly

[ceruleasea]

If I can’t get that ring off your finger,

I’ll rip the soul out of your body.

[echothescuglat]

another thing to consider is that, because j is so neglectful of her own body, she begins to forget and not notice the signs that her body gives her of when she needs to take a break, so even if she ends up wanting to know when to stop, she misses the cues entirely

yES YOU'RE SO RIGHT!! she would totally end up doing that! the other DDs are very good at regulating themselves but J keeps on forgetting to eat because she's so used to going hungry that she doesnt even notice anymore unless she's actively starving. and she's so used to sweeping away her body's warnings that she literally doesnt know she needs to sit down until her legs are literally buckling under her weight. and tessa keeps getting frustrated with her not taking care of herself but she genuinely just doesn't know anymore because she hasnt taken care of herself in YEARS