#im oblivious

[sapphicrot]

Wanna be sexed up abusive lesbians?

(class of 09' quote)

if i answer this truthfully i would get a callout post written about me don’t do this to me

[hazey-moonlight]

Bdlajab If I could write

I wanna make a fic with floofty trying to tell my Meeptah how they feel but being so “snorpy” about it and also Meeptah is being “snorpy” too so their just bumbling around wishing the other liked them

[teddibearclub]

i remember like 2 years ago i kept making eye contact with one of my friends and i had no idea why and then a month later they asked me out and i just now realized, 2 years later, that we kept making eye contact because they liked me and were looking at me????

[jollyhaunt]

how oblivious is alex: a look

woah, confectionery all neatly wrapped and given to me with care? absolute amazing friend, 20 brownie points for u sir

i look sick in my turtle neck and tweed pants? fuck yeah i do, tysm for noticing

i look sick in every outfit..? oh! tysm u cool cat

ohoh a pickup line abt me using ur last name? u cheeky bastard, i shall beat u in ur own game

a silly dick joke has you on the floor, laughing, and i can’t help but laugh along

i am rlly cold and i’m glad ur arm is vv warm wtf are u an oven?

wishing me goodnight with a sparkly heart is the best thing to see before i sleep, thank u

being protective over my shit knee and offering to help me to class? nah man, i’m a toughie- oh nvm

oh you bought a bouquet of roses with a note saying “will you be my valentines?” that’s cool, who’s it for?

oh me?? i love flowers!

wait-

o h

oh f uck

oh god oh fuck why am i actually so oblivious it HURTS

[themothofman]

PSA

I'm a useless fucking lesbian

[dhomochevski]

are you in the metamoro discord?

the what now?

[spacee]

how do u even tell if someone likes you

[supersilly109]

i am painfully oblivious its not even funny like you could kiss me on the lips and tell me you love me and id still ask if u meant that as just friends