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me and my best friend are going thrift shopping and then dressing up as jimmy page and robert plant for a party and i couldnt be more excited

THANK GOD.

chris: [talking about how he genuinely hurt his arm during the helicopter scene]

robert: we dont care. we love that shot.

if you'll highly likely never meet Benedict Cumberbatch clap your hands

Last week at a group meeting someone said "I want to be more like Robert" and I almost cried

[12:32:38 AM] Booker DeWitt: farts on both of you and ollies outtie

[12:32:54 AM] Robert Lutece: Look Rosalind

[12:33:00 AM] Robert Lutece: he fell off again

[12:33:03 AM] Booker DeWitt: FUCK

[12:33:06 AM] Booker DeWitt: I HTAE YOU

New York Area Code

Telemarketer: Hello I'm from EMC Research may I please speak to Robert?

Me: ... Robert passed away three weeks ago...

Telemarketer: I'm sorry for your loss... Goodnight... *hangs up*

Me: heh heh heh heh heh

Yup, life makes absolutely no sense.

#im robert