#im scum

[healingjuice]

[caffeine-cats]

i’m sorry, i see this picture and i just imagine Michael from the Good Place being like “wow humans are amazing. these zip ties are so tight! wow, i’m getting pushed and shoved into a police car. earth is a delight”

[brandnewwingz]

My professor assigned my class to write an essay with the scenario being, “You’re a time traveler with the job of telling future time travelers what to expect going back to Medieval Britain”.

So I just...

[homofruitclub]

I am so depressed now cause, why the HECC would someone do that?

I didn’t want to see that- I didn’t want to see his FACE! Jesus.

gonna whip myself into depression for the night- bye

gonna finally cry

[kissmet-fish]

The signs as friendsim characters! :)

Aries: Marvus

Taurus: Polypa

Gemini: Baizli

Cancer: Tyzias

Leo: Fozzer

Virgo: Remele

Libra: Amisia

Scorpio: Zebede

Sagittarius: Folykl

Capricorn: Nihkee

Aquarius: Diemen

Pisces: Mc

[la--disputee]

in case I've never told you I am the shittiest person to walk this earth 🙃🙃🙃 and I deserve what's coming to me.

[cptins-blog]

me : wrties one (1) reply me : time for a break !

[h-aka]

worst week of my life so far