#im shitting bricks

[champuraddo]

Betrayal

[sunnyvalleyyaya]

These absolute bafoons omg

[4nnashcherbs]

MY FIRST AMBER NOTICE IM GONNA THROW UP

[raindenstar]

THE SHIT I SEE ON MY TWITTER WTF- 😭😭😭

[essemortalis]

First Crack Theory: OG is gonna show up in the Third Movie

THE MORE I THINK ABOUT THIS THE MORE FEASIBLE IT MIGHT BE. The movie comes out this friday the 29th. Safe to say im fucking scared out of my mind OKAY.

So, my whole entire basis of this is because of ONE promotional movie poster the official mononoke instagram posted:

The first thing I noticed is "wow, Kun is looking beat up! That means this mononoke is way strong" which is to be expected, we know kusuriuri (the organization, to be clear) can be beat up if the mononoke they face is more powerful than them, AS EVIDENT by BOTH BAKENEKO ARCS in Ayakashi Horror Tales AND Mononoke the Series. OKAY.

SECOND THING: what I believe to be Kun's mirror.......has the fucking whole 8 TRIGRAMS ON IT and a mystery 9th (this will be embarrassing if i cant count).

We KNOW. That the TRIGRAMS. Are IMPORTANT. And that is because they are DIRECTLY TIED TO THE KUSURIURI AS AN ORGANIZATION AND EACH ONE HAS A RELATIVE SWORD AND TITLE. We only know TWO of the 8 sword wielders and presumably none???? Of the 64 guardians??

Now i should explain: the Trigrams are a Taoist methodology of explaining the interplays of nature and reality. Each trigram represents an element and has an individual amount of yin/yang interplay illustrated by the broken/unbroken lines that compose them. Also, they can be combined to create Hexagrams, of which there are 64.

The two we know are Kun, the element of Earth, and Li, the element of Fire. "WHO's LI" I hear you asking. WELL, my friend, LI is the ORIGINAL KUSURIURI WE MET IN AYAKASHI HORROR TALES AND THE PROTAGONIST OF MONONOKE (2007) SERIES!!!!

Now that thats explained, another thing to notice on the supposed mirror: it is NOT pointing to Kun's Trigram, and there is this little blue dot to even emphasize this!

Here is an image i edited, and felt like a conspiracy theorist, accompanied by identification of our kusuriuri and their shingi.

So, as you can see, its pointing to Li's trigram, who you'll remember is the ORIGINAL ONE WE MET. Therefore I have concluded this mirror functions as some kind of mystical phone line where all the kusuriuri and possibly the 64 guardians can call upon each other for assistance when need be. At first, I felt stupid thinking this: "they wouldn't do this, its such a deus ex machina, right??? RIGHT?????!??"

THEN THE INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT POSTED THIS

THESE MY DEAR VIEWER ARE RECONNAISSANCE BUGS USED BY THE KUSURIURI TO CHECK ON EACHOTHER WHEN THEY ARE NOT PHYSICALLY PRESENT. AND OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT LITTLE BLUE DOT AGAIN ON THE MIRROR AND TELL ME IM NOT FUCKING INSANE ???!!????? THATS LI'S GODDAMN LADYBUG ON THERE RIGHT HES COMING AND AHHAAOIIAHH

I FEEL THAT IT IS THEn SAFE TO ASSUME that the first kusuriuri we met in Ayakashi Horror Tales and who has not been seen since 2007 is going to show up in the third movie to assist his companion in slaying the final mononoke which plagues the Ooku. OKAY. I dont have any ore evidence for this but I could explain my ideas on the interplays of the trigrams and the 64 guardians because it might actually be exhibited in the movie if it plays out like i think it will. If you read this thank you, you are now freed from my basement chambers

[rockygobleh]

fat fucking hop (mostly puso) art dump there is more to come

[p0rcelain-pup]

ONE OF MY FAV ARTISTS LIKED ON OF MY POSTS SKAOJHHWHDJHKW

[multiple-fixations-tmblr]

GUYS I JUST FINISHED CHAPTER 15 OF GITM AND I'M ACTUALLY SO FUCKING SCARED HELP

Spoilers below I just need to rant so fucking bad dude- (pics not mine btw)

Anyway this is just me ranting abt chapter 15 of GitM SPOILERS AHEAD, and plz don't say anything specific abt the next chapters (like u can say it gets worse, I already know that 😭)

GITM by @venomous-qwille

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THE FLYING MCFUCK HAPPENED DUDE

I space out for ONE PARAGRAPH, and Cricket has another nosebleed because they got fucking possessed while at an arcade which makes them write some bullshit on their arm😭😭😭

Then we have some Soleil fluff (which I don't mind, but he still scares me shitless-) then they go bleeding all over the kitchen like "Are you quite alright"

LIKE NO??? I'M REGAINING MY MEMORIES SO FAST THAT MY BRAIN IS LITERALLY BLEEDING OUT OF MY NOSE SO BAD THAT MH EYES ARE BLOODSHOT

ALSO

Who

The flying

McFUCK

IS THE SLEEPING BEAUTY???

I take the time to translate all of the things within this fic, and the bit of binary at the end translates to "La belle au bois dormant" which translates to "The sleeping beauty"

DID WE FUCKING DIE???

IS CRICKET DEAD???

DID THEY PASS OUT???

WHATT HAPPENED????

DUDE I'M ACTUALLY SHITTING BRICKS IM FUCKING TERRIFIED 😭😭😭

Edit: before anyone shuts on me for the way I worded this, I'm coping :3 My heart's running so fast dude

Also, in chapter 14 I'M SOBBING WHY'D WE FUCKING NEED TO HAVE ANGST WITH SPOTS I JUST WANNA HUG THE POOR BABY I FEEL SO BAD NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FUCK YOU ANGSTTTTTTT

btw, I actually fucking cried I'm not even kidding 😭