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All wrapped in one, he was so many sins.

@phylxrchus

“divine-identite replied to your post: U ugly. doesnt matter you’re both dead”

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“Hey Prince let’s set aside our differences and cap this bastard.”

@phylxrchus

coworker thought a banana was a nut bc he "heard it from someone else" im crying

can he talk about how he just FITS in his arms like he belongs no place else????

her name was alex, she was 21 and from somewhere slightly off from seattle and i should have texted her about catfish and the bottlement :’(

If y’all thought st*ve stans were bad, get a load of anti tony stans

Thing I hate most with fitness videos: Instructor: ok give me 8 more!

10 reps later

Instructor: Ok, 5 more!

Being gone 13 hours a day makes me want to commit seppuku

#im soooo dead