#phylxrchus

[sxrtis]

Gives her a slice of pineapple pizza. (HI BAE!)

She takes one bite of it and makes a face.This tastes terrible.

[imnevergonnagiveyouup]

Shhh, it's okay my bottom. Accept it.

With the permission Zack has granted me and with thus I am here to liberate you from this illusion you’ve accepted as a reality. Prepare thy self for divine intervention.

In the name of the moon I’ll save you.

[sansvoir-a-blog]

Sins on this pure blog with pineapple pizza.

                       She  can’t  believe  you’ve  done  this !!

[fujxnarchive]

Obnoxiously eats a banana split in front of her.

   The obnoxious swipe of his tongue over the delicacy–the spattering the iced cream on his cheek. He is a despicable && hateful boy, and she frowns with exasperation; is this how far etiquette lessons has taken him? To eating dessert before the meal? Vexation simmers and she gracefully cuts off a piece of her own steak–with a facade of generosity, she drops the piece into his stupid banana split.

   “SHARING.” caring.

⇢ ❝ @phylxrchus the dum dum.

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@phylxrchus

“divine-identite replied to your post: U ugly. doesnt matter you’re both dead”

“...”

“Hey Prince let’s set aside our differences and cap this bastard.”

@phylxrchus

[crystarium-rose]

@phylxrchus liked your post.

“H-Hey..there’s no need to cry like that. Plus, you getting my sweater soaked. Cut it out okay?”

[sxrtis]

Reads 50 Shades aloud to her.

The book was pure trash - it was certainly nothing that she’d ever read while living in Tenebrae. However, she had read enough in her days to know that even for a trashy novel, it was written terribly and most of the passages Noct read to her had her actually laughing.

❝Stop - I’ve had enough. It’s awful.❞‘Welcome to the butt room,’ had been her undoing -- ripping the book from his hands and tossing onto the nightstand. Hopefully one of the dogs would chew it if she were lucky enough.