#im suffering....

[schrodingers-romy]

I would literally give anything to be able to creampie choso 😔

he'd be whining and begging for you to come inside...to fill him up...mayhaps to breed him...

[hemi-demi-semiquaver]

Han "You cant... No more. Please don't do it. I will...I will go to hell (so you don't have to)." Ju Won

[rainbowxcircus]

prays that my spa pedicure will wash away this inaguration pain

[webginz]

@meowfems yeah 🚬🚬🚬

[cannibalize]

y'know what I miss. finding out how someone hugs. are you a back patter/rubber? how strong of a grip? how do you adjust for my height, how do I adjust for yours? what duration do we settle on? do I get a nuzzle?? all these little things decided in warm silence. some laughter too. perhaps just a sigh. I need to be hugged so bad

[naaicha]

petition for my gamer brother to stop making me watch every single unfunny video he finds

[barufisher]

since reading those spoilers this morning i’ve gone through all six stages of grief within five hours and now i really just need to lay down

[strawberrychevalier]

MY DOGS FELL ASLEEP ON ME BUT I HAVE TO PEE REALLY BADLY