May 17, 2022
“You write poetry?” Klaus asked. He had read a lot about poets but had never met one.
“Just a little bit,” Isadora said modestly. “I write poems down in this notebook. It’s an interest of mine.”
“Sappho!” Sunny shrieked, which meant something like “I’d be very pleased to hear a poem of yours!”
-The Austere Academy, Lemony Snicket
SUNNY?? MR. SNICKET?? WHAT??
#look I knew that sunny’s words were sometimes literary references#but THIS KID STRAIGHT UP WENT ‘SAPPHO!’ WHEN ISADORA SAID SHE WROTE POETRY?#SUNNY STRAIGHT UP WENT ‘OH SO YOU GAY?’#IM SCREAMING CRYING CHOKING ETC ETC#HOLY SHIT???#ALSO#MR SNICKET???#THAT’S NOT WHAT SAPPHO MEANS??? BRO?????#IM WHEEEEZING#the austere academy#asoue#a series of unfortunate events#lemony snicket
