thought about how totally unsurprised the rest of the c.ouncil was at c.harlie swallowing the dice. do you think around him theres just such a high chance any time they ever pass him something hes going to stuff it in his mouth. do you think small objects are always going missing when hes around. if they have something important theyve got to hide it away somewhere when he comes over cos theres a risk he might snatch it up, and if handing some things to him they have to ask him first whether hes planning to eat it or not, and make sure he knows very clearly hes not allowed to eat it this time. they tried to keep him full of real food to prevent this from happening but it didnt even stop him. so if he swallows something he shouldnt theyve just gotta scold him, like a puppy, disappointed but not really all that mad cos hes just too cute
