May 1, 2024
love is stored in the rookie & his goalie
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love is stored in the rookie & his goalie
MA'AM
is this the most fc hollywood thing to ever fc hollywood
Me then: Hey I wonder why the new Digimon game is rated T?
Me now:
HOHOHOHOHO A COFFEE
I am listening to a history podcast about Hatshepsut, the second historically confirmed female pharaoh in ancient egypt, and they are talking about one ceremonial role she had called “The hand of God” and this is literally the explanation of what this powerful ritual was all about:
“The fundamental ancient egyptian idea of creation was that the creator, the God Amun, or the God Atum, depending on what version you read, masturbated the world into existence, with his semen creating new life, so ritually the role of the God’s wife or the God’s hand was to in some way to sexually stimulate the God Amun to reproduce, whether through literally wanking off his statue, or you know, engaging with the statue in some way. A statue of the God because the God could only be present in the temple through a gold statue. She says in her inscriptions “I have experienced his impressive efficacy of the God Amun” and she goes on a lot about building obelisks, which are a shaft of stone with a pyramid shaped, benben, it’s called the benben stone at the top, which is believed by some egyptologists to represent the petrified semen of the creator God. So literally obelisks are monuments to masturbation.”
I... really don’t know what to think about this one......
yes that dancing fuck is handsome jack even though it technically isn't him because it's an ai clone of him that's stuck in some guy's brain that doesn't remember much of what happened but is still an asshole. also people ship him with the aforementioned some guy even though jack tries to kill him on multiple occasions and is still fuckin handsome jack goddamnit
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did timo meier really say the one food u have to eat at thanksgiving is swiss cheese