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(me logging off) goodbye shanes in my phone... hello shanes in my head
shane’s little knowing smile at the poolside post ilya’s hairshake. it says i can see you are peacocking for me and i approve of it.
A little while later...
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i lied im not sleeping im thinking about sugar daddy shane buying a $250,000 watch for ilya and ilya wearing it everyday and then they’re getting ready in the locker room for practice and someone whistles super loud and is like “damn cap, you spent my entire salary on that watch or what” and ilya takes it off gently and places it in his duffle and looks up at all the boys looking at him “no, shane bought it for me.” and then everyone is hootin and hollering and shane walks in from the physio room smiling at the antics asking everyone what’s going on and someone is like “roz just told us you’re his sugar daddy.” and shane rolls his eyes and starts getting his skates out “so i like buying pretty things for my pretty husband, sue me.” and ilya is like “you think i am pretty?” and shane frowns cutely “of course baby.” and then the entire locker room starts gagging and someone yells out GAAAY and then ilya is like “i will show you gay! Shane take off your pants.” And then shane throws a sock at him. anyways they fuck after practice and shane calls Ilya his pretty boy when he rides him.
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I wrote about this in a fic of mine recently, but I can’t stop thinking about it so I’m gonna mention it here too… imo, part of why Ilya falls so hard for Shane at first is that he’s so sincere when it comes to sex in a way Ilya has no idea how to process. Like imagine being baby Ilya and your two (known, at least) sexual partners so far have been Sasha and Svetlana (side note: can bro only sleep with people whose names start with s?) who are canonically shown to be more playful and bratty when it comes to sex, both being proactive, responding to his flirting by flirting back so when he says things like “get on your knees” they would be like “make me 😈”. And so you like, internalise that or whatever, and you end up in Canada playing hockey and your biggest rival is checking you out in the shower so you’re like, fuck it, who could be brattier than a guy who has every reason to hate me, and so you go to his room to have hatesex and instead he’s the subbiest sub to ever sub who just melts like, the instant you give him any kind of direction in the bedroom. And then imagine you’re also dealing with all this pressure from your hockey career and your abusive family, so you actually kind of desperately want to have control over something, anything in your life. Of course you’re going to go a bit insane and end up in an eight year situationship where you’re constantly sexting him in public and meeting up for hookups at every chance you get even though it could totally ruin both your lives if it came out. Like how else are you supposed to respond in those circumstances.
For the kinky ficlets, can I humbly request hollanov + some sneaky exhibitionism? Your choice on who's watching and why but I think Shane would go crazy knowing someone sees him being so perfect for Ilya. Bonus points if the person watching also gets off on it :)
Eheheheheheh u got it boss
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Stained Glass: A Hollanov Ficlet + Luca Haas
rating: e | wc: ~1,770 | tags: exhibitionism, voyeurism, mild d/s dynamics, semi-public sex (in front of window), anal, facial 😛
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The lobby was a clusterfuck while Wiebe fought as politely as he could with the receptionist of the hotel, then the manager of the hotel, but there was nothing that could be done. They were one room short with everyone already buddied up and all beds taken and no other rooms available.
“I’ll just go to the hotel next door. It’s really not a big deal,” Luca announces, falling on the sword to solve the problem. “We’re only here one night anyway.”
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Actually FUCK IT list of times Shane calls Ilya baby:
- Ilya gets a sunburn during the first cottage summer and neither of them realize it until Ilya is taking his shirt off that night and Shane sees the lobster-red flush across his shoulders. He sucks in a hiss through his teeth and says, "Oh, baby, ouch," and presses the big, broad pads of his fingertips so tenderly to Ilya's shoulder and Ilya has to close his eyes because he feels like he's going to crack apart.
- When he answers the phone and he's alone. "Hi baby," said so softly if it's been a long day. Or a hard one. Or if it's late. "Hey baby," more energetically, usually in the morning, in a way that reminds Ilya of how his teammates answer the phone to their girlfriends and wives. Masculine and jockish and very North American in a way that makes Ilya feel pleased for Shane, in a weird way.
- Glass on the floor in the kitchen. Ilya blindly following the sound of the shatter and not really even thinking about it until he's standing amongst the shards and Shane is gesturing frantically with the broom. "Put on some fucking shoes, baby, please! Fuck, where are your slides--no, don't move, I'll get them--"
- Said gently, as a question, on days when he perhaps stays in bed longer than can be justified by sleepiness.
- "Hey, baby," said some mornings when Ilya comes downstairs dressed for the day and Shane really likes his outfit. Usually an indication that Ilya will not be wearing those clothes for very long.
- In bed less often than you'd think. Really a vanilla sex only thing, because being called baby can sometimes bring Ilya out of it when he's really in the groove. But Shane will lose it a little sometimes, when Ilya says, "Tell me you like it," and Shane says, "Yes baby fuck fuck I like it fuck please don't stop fuck baby please let me cum" and that's. Very good. Obviously.
- Said with a very particular warning lilt and only AFTER Shane has already said, "Ilya." and then, "Rozanov." In the same tone. This is actually one of only two circumstances where the very elusive 'babe' comes into play. If Shane REALLY wants Ilya to stop whatever he's doing or saying, it's a hand around the wrist and the word, "Babe," quiet but firm. And it does shut Ilya up approximately 100% of the time.
- Other instance of 'babe': Any sort of crowd. 'Ilya' is three syllables (Because Shane...pronounces it a bit wrong.) and unique enough that Shane sometimes worries about drawing attention. 'Babe' is one syllable and can be barked above the crowd in the Captain Hollander voice loud enough that Ilya will have no choice but to hear him if he's within the surrounding 500 feet. They have Marco-Polo'd themselves back to each other with 'BABE' and 'SHANE' multiple times in multiple countries.
- One time someone accidently brings several bottles of fortified wine to the barbecue. It's quite high proof for wine and several people get tipsier than normal, including Shane. Halfway through the evening he puts his head on Ilya's shoulder and plays with his fingers and murmurs, "My baby," into the seam of his shirt and Ilya, looking down at him so fondly, says, "Yes. Yours. Drink some water for me, sweetheart."
- "YES BABY." Yelled directly in Ilya's face during goal cellies. Obviously. This is also the first thing Ilya hears when the ringing in his ears stops after he scores the game-winning goal in overtime in game seven of the Stanley Cup finals. Knees on the ice, sobbing, screaming, laughing, and his husband barrels towards him at damn near light speed, tackles him, skids onto his knees and sends them sliding along the ice together, knocks Ilya's helmet off and puts his hands on his face and yells Yes baby! Fuck yes, baby! We did it!
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fic prompt/kink.. ilya cumming prematurely, like he's barely in there and can't help it
I gotchu baby here u go
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“Remember That Time…?”
or A Hollanov Ficlet Ilya Would Like to Forget
rating: (mild) e | wc: ~1200 | tags: momentary anal, premature ejaculation, boys missing each other, Shane teasing by initiating dirty talk??? more likely than u think
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Back then, Ilya had thought that their seven-year-long situationship was the most agonizing romantic trial he would be asked to endure by a higher power.
Then, it was the years driving between Montreal and Ottawa, constantly missing his boyfriend and aching in his chest when he wasn’t holding him.
But those two periods…those two periods had nothing on this.
What was supposed to be a three-day trip to finalize a couple big name brand deals turned into a week-long mess in Los Angeles. Shane was calling every day, but his parents were staying in the hotel room next door, so volume level was a difficulty.