Sep 19, 2024
“I’m pregnant and you’re the father.” is one of the best phrases in the English language. Even better when it’s the first text you get after waking up.
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“I’m pregnant and you’re the father.” is one of the best phrases in the English language. Even better when it’s the first text you get after waking up.
Always a joy to hear from another and see how she is progressing. What you don’t see is that the son she and I have together was opening presents with his “dad”.
Sometimes they send me updates. She wants to meet up over the holiday weekend. I’ll bring the stuffing. Cropped to protect her anonymity.
As of today, there are now three women carrying four of my children. That is all.
The bank manager’s wife went into labor a week ago and gave birth to our son in the early morning hours of last Saturday. He couldn’t be there so I joined her at the hospital. Always fun seeing the puzzled look on the delivery nurses when they recognize me but just not sure how or why they do.
It’s been a busy month. Not only did I have another weekend with the bank manager’s wife, but I’ve managed at least 2 confirmed pregnancies with another one very likely confirmed in the next few days. Season seems to play a role with me as I have much better luck conceiving in colder months than warm. Not always, but definitely seems to be a pattern. One was somewhat hesitant at first, “Isn’t it cheating?” she asked “Not really” I replied “he’s on board with it and wants the very best for you.”
The very best for her and the single by choice mother-to-be who I also impregnated is my cum, my sperm, my DNA, and my children. Your parents will be relieved to meet such strong and healthy grandkids. Your friends will think my kids are adorable. Their peers will quite literally look up to them once in school as they will be taller than the other kids. Their grades and achievements in life will be ones you’re proud of as they’ll be some of the smartest ones in the room. Face it - if you want the best then you need my sperm. Your husband’s won’t do the trick, so why settle for that
Was visiting some relatives out of state a few months back when I met some friends of my relatives who stopped by. The wife had an anklet prominently on display and so we chatted for a bit while everyone else was outside. She confirmed my suspicions and we met up at a hotel on the outskirts of town before my departure.
Not only did she fuck like a champ, but “ehh, it might not be a good time right now, if you get my meaning…” turned into “Fuck it, I wanna surprise him anyway!” over the course of a few minutes.
Turns out she never told him until it was time to trim the tree today.