#imagedescribed

[ivygorgon]

"And I said, 'You know, it's too bad, one was in 2026 and the other was in 2028.' And I said, 'I won't be there; I won't be your president.' But then they rigged the election and now we won, so I'm gonna be your president for the Olympics. And for the World Cup."

- Donald Trump, Pre Inauguration Speech

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[the-flowland-times]

[image description: a six armed soft blue and green galaxy suspended in space; there is a large hollow golden heart, encrusted with a blue jewel on the right, surrounding it the galaxy. 

4 of the wavy galaxy arms are coming through a large hollow golden heart on the left, the other 2 arms are behind said heart on the right. to the left, there is a green space sea turtle, swimming up. 

in the upper right corner, an apparently-constructed satellite is flying by.]

galaxy 3145.ee of the flowland logs.

the turtle seems to swim in fluid loops, nearly always over the anterior and posterior of the heart. loops around the sides seem to have some particular significance and ritual to them, with several loops before spending some time physically touching the top. however, we have only observed this once, and as such have yet to discern the depth of meaning conveyed with this action.

we don’t know what world or people sent out that satellite, but enjoyed the surprise appearance!

[flowland-pokemon]

Hey Remy, do you have a favourite gem to eat?

[image description: Remy the Sableeye is crouched over in a small nook in a cave wall, next to a pile of evolutionary stones, saying, “fave gems? likes lots gems- likes all the crunchy crystals- but this, this stack of special very-good extra-yes gems- these nyoom nyoom glow glow stones super yes good, shiny shiny glow glow with energy!” There is neon green, heavy bass music playing from somewhere off camera.]

Terra: We find too many evolution stones to use on Isle Aphun to be using them just to evolve, even though we give them away to friends whenever they need, and Remy said xe wanted any extras! I initially wasn't sure about Remy eating the evolution stones, but, I checked with Nurse Joy at a visit into the Poke Centre, and she said it was probably fine since xe’d been eating them since before xe joined our family! 

Nurse Joy said that different Sableye have different cravings, and that they can survive off of basically any crystalline structure. She also said that Remy's oil slick look might get more intense, the more of xyr diet is composed of evolution stones - apparently it’s the energy from the stones that usually goes in to evolution becoming part of xyr form! The oil slick look could be a problem if Remy was out and about in caves with pokemon xe didn't know or trust, but xyr is safe on the Flowland Poke Pelago - so xe eats these stones whenever possible!

That pile of favorites seems to be mostly composed of Thunder stones, Ice stones, Shiny stones, Dusk stones, and a couple of Dawn Stones - those last ones tend to go quick, because we don't find as many, but Remy likes having the "star eye", as xe calls it, and it takes a certain amount of them to maintain that crystalline structure in xyr body!

I’m not sure where that music is coming from... I think Remy uses some of xyr ghost powers to keep it going. In any case, that’s one of Remy’s favorite musical groups - I hear them playing from xyr part of the caves all the time!

[want to know more about the flowland pokemon family?]

[any questions? comments? requests?]

bonus transparent Remy:

[please do not use elsewhere without explicit personal permission]

[the-flowland-times]

[image descriptions: Both images are of Lapis Lazuli of the show Steven Universe, reclining with her hands behind her head, her eyes closed, and a small smile on her face. The lower image is a screenshot direct from the show, and the upper image is a redraw. 

The redraw is lineart without any background; her outfit is changed slightly, with a scoop neck and waves replacing the triangle on her top. We’ve drawn her fat, with armpit floof and yellow freckles all over, with concentrated bands of them across her face, shoulders, and on the sides of her abdomen.]

we’re planning on fully colouring in our version at some point, but were getting stuck enough with it that we wanted to post this for now. 

we hope you all enjoy! 

(a fun gay fact about this: our Lapis has a freckle on her lip because our girlfriend has freckles on her lips, and we love them.)

[medium: uniball vision pen, crayola markers, and crayola pencil crayons on fine tooth paper.]

[the-flowland-times]

[image description: four queers in a room with a printing press behind them. the press is literally sketchy, being in pencil and vague pencil crayon, while the queers themselves are outlined in black ink and coloured in vividly.

ailey is in the foreground. ey is an android with light blue skin, darker blue eyes, and a medium blue bob hairstyle, wearing a black and silver kippah, and a white and black thick vertical stripe dress that has a silver trim on top, and is off shoulder cut. ey is saying, “The Flowland Times is a Work in Progress... we’re still sketching out the press!”. This is the main text of this piece.

behind ailey, in front of the press, are Avital and Pitri.

Avital is fairly tall, with medium wavy purple and green hair, brown eyes, and light tan skin, and is wearing a purple kippah, green lipstick, a purple top, and black bottoms. Fae is saying, “alright, what else does it need, do you think?”

Pitri is quite short, coming up to about Avital’s chest, and has relatively short bright green hair, brown eyes, and light tan skin. ey is wearing a pastel bi flag snood (a kind of Jewish headcovering), black thick rim glasses, a metallic blue top, and pinkish purple bottoms. ey is replying to Avital, saying, “how about some buttons - over here?” and then, “oh nice, you made them rainbow!!”

Nakhshon is off to the side, having just come on to camera from the right. They are tall with light tan skin, and have brown eyes and short bright turquoise hair, as well as sideburns and a soul patch. They’re wearing a kippah with blue flames on it, a grey muscle shirt, and black bottoms, and carrying a cardboard box labeled “FAVE TROPES +misc plot fluffs”.]

We’re figuring out some ins and outs of how we want to run The Flowland Times, but we’re getting closer to having works being published regularly!

likes and reblogs of this post, as well as following The Flowland Times, would be much appreciated, and hearten us for the design work!