#imaginary convo

[p-redux]

You need to look at Lynne Cabban’s Twitter (@LynneCabban) to see her posts which I assume are what people think are about Sam and Chloe. They are few days old so you’d have to scroll through her timeline. I’m not really sure what she says has any credence in that she seems to be talking to Sam but without actually tagging him. It’s very odd indeed.

Thanks for letting me know! Here are the Tweets this "super fan" is putting out there. 👇 She's obviously talking to Sam without tagging him directly. It's like she thinks she's having a personal conversation with him. Within the Tweets, she "warns" him about fans "spying" on Chloe's locked account. I love how she's outaged that people are following Chloe's locked IG account and that people know where Sam goes, but she sees nothing wrong with this rambling subtweet convo with Sam. 🤪

Here's her Twitter. 👇

Here's her rambling, frankly batshit convo with Sam. It's like she's answering his questions, but he isn't talking to her hahaha. 🤪

Read from bottom tweet up. 👇

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7/8

Part 9/10

Part 11/12

In conclusion, Sam is in peril from fans who want to know who he's dating, BUT he is perfectly safe with fans who have 50 Tweet long imaginary conversations with him. 🤷‍♀️🤭

Poor Sam.

PS. I know some people in Sam's life follow this fan, but that is the case for both Sam and Cait--some friends or family follow some super fans, Shippers, including some crazy fans. Not sure if they get fooled by the fans into thinking they're normal, or they follow to keep an eye on them. But if this fan actually knew Sam personally, she wouldn't be subtweeting him; she would be messaging him privately. JS.

[satbiym]

"You have a horrible personality, let's hope you're hot or rich, coz I hear there's a shallow market for that"

Me

[satbiym]

"You've changed since college"

"It's called character development"

"What?"

"What"

[sinabi]

You: Are you okay?

Me: Yeah, I guess.

You: Come on, tell me what's bothering you.

Me: It wouldn't matter anymore. It wouldn't change a thing.

You: I insist. You can tell me anything.

Me: I never told you how much I loved you. And now, you're with her.

You: And whose fault is that? You could've said something.

Me: I know. But I didn't. I'm sorry.

You: I'm sorry, too. You were really special to me, you know. You are the best person I know.

Me: But it didn't do me any good, did it?

You: I'm sorry. But I love her.

Me: See, I told you it wouldn't matter anymore.

[akachankami]

conversation that will NEVER happen when we meet Phyllis Logan (at least I hope so)

Phyllis: Oh hey! Look at you, you must be the one drawing all those little chibis

Me: O.O

Phyllis: And you... you must be the one making manips!

Ellie: O.O

Phyllis: Oh, you! you must be frak! I read all your fanfictions, even the MA rated ones!

Frak: (not even blushing) ... good?! O.o

The rest of us: O.O

Phyllis: I even read some of the RPG on tumblr. I must say, you're very good at keeping that butler guessing! Are your friends supportive?

Us: O.O

Phyllis: (to Ellie) So you must be the one who suggested C & H looked like owls! So cute! I thought that too

Phyllis: (to me) And after you drew them I can't help thinking I'm acting like an owl whenever I have a scene with Mr C!

Us: O.O