#imaran

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Narendra Modi Vs Imran Khan Funny Shayari : इमरान Vs मोदी शायरी

Narendra Modi Vs Imran Khan Funny Shayari : इमरान Vs मोदी शायरी

नरेंद्र मोदी VS इमरान खान

Imran – मोदी जी पुलवामा के बाद ये क्या गिरा गये।  इज्जत पर मेरी शेम शेम के दाग लगा गये।। Modi – दाग तो आतंक के Imran कब से पाकिस्तान पर।  सो फोड़ आये हम बम आतंकियों की दूकान पर।।

Imran Khan – दाग धोने थे तो दिन में करते हमला।  हम भी फोड़ आते एक-आध भारत में गमला।। Modi – गमला क्या फोड़ोगे, तुम्हारे गाल पे मारा है तमाचा।  छुप के से नहीं, घर में घुस के मारा है पाक के राजा।।

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Pros and cons of dating: Imaran, Gordon, and/or Sophia

Imaran

Pros

You won’t have to deal with the awkwardness of being around his family all the time

Has an adorable younger brother

Nice guy. Like genuinely nice

Will Protect You

Makes pretty good money

Cons

Hope you like body horror because there’ll be plenty of it

Is at work a lot of the time

You’ll have to walk on eggshells around him when it comes to comments about being weird or unnatural

Needs to wear a scopophobia warning on his shirt

Gordon

Pros

Very likeable

Will treat you exactly how you deserve to be treated

Cons

absolutely none

he’s perfect

wherever did you get the idea that he wasn’t?

Sophia

Pros

Sophia both likes and trusts you enough to date you that’s an accomplishment in and of itself

Very loyal friend

Can sew you some very nice and probably magical things

if you’ve got some things in your past you’d really rather forget, she can help you with that

Cons

Not really the romantic sort

if you mistreat her and mom-sister finds out, you probably ought to pray. it won’t help, but it might make you feel better about it

just…be kind and don’t betray her trust and everything will be okay

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How ‘bout Imaran? I’ve not talked much about him I don’t think.

Imaran is a short fellow, about 30 years old and of Indian descent, who has the peculiar “birth defect” of being born with eyes not on his face but floating around his head. This is the result of a genetic mutation somewhere along his family line resulting from contact with Mata, personification of Paranoia. He doesn’t seem to suffer any serious ill effects from this mutation, though his empty sockets were prone to infection before they were sewn closed.

Imaran and his family don’t really get along. They had no idea how to deal with their “weird” child, and their fear, as it often does, translated to anger. They resented Imaran for being different, and he picked up on that fact very quickly. The fact that not long after he moved out to go to college his parents had a second, “normal” child didn’t help matters. At first Imaran really disliked baby Ayaan, but after a while he realized that Ayaan couldn’t help that he was Imaran’s replacement; if there was anyone to be angry at, it was his parents. Since he graduated Imaran hasn’t spoken to his parents very much, except to check on Ayaan. To his parents’ probable disappointment, Ayaan finds the supernatural to be the coolest thing ever, and Imaran loves to tell him more about it. 

Imaran tends to be slow to trust and like people, because there’s always a voice in the back of his head that tells him that people are afraid of him. He has a tendency to blame himself for anything that goes wrong involving him and has an irritatingly active guilty conscience. Behind the curtain of a computer screen he’s much more inclined to be social, and because of this and his enjoyment of video games in his spare time, he has considered starting up a Let’s Play channel, on the condition of no face-cam. He’s not sure what he’d call the channel if he made it, but it would probably involve a pun about eyes.

As of Fracture, Imaran has graduated from medical school and is working as a search-and-rescue EMT in an unspecified US city. It’s not really important where. What is important is that he loves his job and that his “defect” actually helps him do his job. The satisfaction is double: that of helping people, and that of proving someone wrong who tried to bring you down.

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Okay what the fuck why are some of them sideways Anyways, February doodle post part 2, featuring Scáthán in dresses, more AUs, and cute smols.

Now also with captions!

[faqqirah]

It was made attractive to people, the love of things they crave; women, sons, heaped-up heaps of gold and silver, branded horses, cattle and will-tilled land. But that is for the enjoyment of this worldly life, But Allah, with Him is the beautiful homecoming

(Surah Imrân 3:14)