#imcornyaf

[guwopteezustt]

“thicker than a bowl of oatmeal” is honestly the funniest shit ever.

[barelyvere]

Mortgage on my mind #imcornyaf #supreme #boxlogo #subprime #mortgage (at Hammonds Plains, Nova Scotia)

[initio1931]

The reason why I love meal prep shopping, I have a 🌽 sense of humor 🤣😂😅 #bayleavesmeallthetime #imcornyaf #mealprepsunday (at Stop & Shop Supermarket)

[euph0rik]

my coworker always calls me darling and I think it's the cutest thing ever

[equilibriumstrike-blog]

Any1 got any t̷e̷q̷u̷i̷l̷a̷ aloe vera for this 💔 h̶e̶a̶r̶t̶b̶r̶e̶a̶k̶sunburn?? #instacrustacean #lobstersofinstagram #imcornyaf

[underrtheweatherr-blog]

My dream guy.

How fucking awesome would it be if he comes to my house with all the junk food in the world. We’re both wearing sweats on a rainy day. Blast music and have a jam sesh with all kinds of music; old, new, spanish, rock. Everything. Have a nerf gun fight & wrestle each other. Play cards, dominos, monopoly. Then have a movie night with some good ass scary movies & action movies like fast five & texas chainsaw. Tell scary stories and life stories. Fall asleep together. Make some bomb ass breakfast together with all that good spanish food like mangu con queso frito…YES. then take a shower together, get all dolled up & go to a carnival or a theme park and go on every ride. Then get some good ass ice cream & sit on a park bench and judge bitches as that pass by. Play tag & go on the swings. Take the subway home. Then he walks me to the door and gives me the best kiss ever.