#imgondie

[bubblegumdumdump]

Why does my ham on my burger have bits of hard white things

[captian-kristi-crunch]

Pointless post

Omg

[chocave]

😃😃😃😃😃😃😪😪😭😭😭🙏🙏👏👏👏

Yall guess what?! My aunt is taking me to see Summer Sept. 9Th in Silver Spring Maryland *loses my fucking life* yall IDK if I can do it.

[smxmuffinpeddling]

I'm Dreaming Of A Pointy Christmas It was Christmas Eve. Yuzu sat dumbly on a desk, sipping wet eggnog. She looked at the spicy hot yuri manga hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Mei had hung it there, just before they looked at each other like spiderman and then fell into each other's arms and punched each other's toe. If only I hadn't been so huggable, Yuzu thought, pouring a fuckable amount of rum into her eggnog. Then Mei might not have got so lickable and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away an itchy tear and held her ear in her hand. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a shiny voice lifted huskily up in song.

I'm dreaming of a pointy Christmas Just like a crazy bitch who seriously needs therapy

Yuzu ran to the door. It was Mei, looking humpable all over with snow. "I missed you seductively," Mei said. "And I wanted to kiss your toe again." Yuzu hugged Mei and started to sob. "I think you're drunk," Mei said. "I think so too," Yuzu said and they punched each other's toe until they knocked the Christmas tree over. On Christmas Day, they ate roasted bear neck and lived spazzily until Yuzu got drunk again.

[thevivsterrr]

No one told me that the best part of college was the stress.

[kelly0607]

alexa was so right yesterday. my favorite time of year is when bugs disappear