#imkidding

[dis-mr-slovenia]

Him when bills 💸📈

[psychxpxthic]

@grasshopperqueen Liked for a starter; ______________________________________________________________ Sparks were practically flying off from the top of the doctor's head by the mere sight of this woman. But the look he gave was anything but welcoming, in fact, it was rather crazed! Without letting a word slip out of Insecta's mouth, Edgar raised a finger in the air and spoke in a quick manner, as though if he didn't, his thoughts would go amiss and he'd forget what it all was he wanted to get out.

❝ Tell me— is your vessel compiled of—that of haemolymph? If so this must mean the interior of your body resembles that of a cavity. But you lack an exoskeleton. Your exterior it's...it's fleshy. Does it— does your blood contain lipids? glycerol—? ❞

A brief pause finally broke the man off from his rapid tanget, his voice slowing down to a much more comprehensible speed as he said far more clearly

❝ Do you bleed red ? ❞

[lokisbeautifulangel]

Me and Loki arguing on the daily about my stupidity and why I am like this.

Loki: “Mortal!! your suppose to go THIS WAY!! FOR FUCK SAKES , you are gonna get hur- aaaannd you already hurt yourself “

[antisisyphus]

realizing retroactively that i was semi-popular in highschool is very fun. wish that you all werent such fucking nerds so you could experience this too xx

[missmaxime]

A POEM

Me Quarantine Birthday Girl Wearing a pink, glittery pointy hat Rainbow flags decorating the backdrop of the infinite amount of videocalls that today has to offer Like the clown that I am: *wHEn’s the bEsT tiME to fIRe oFf ThIs ONE confetti canon I have stashed just outside of frame* *the one with all the old people surely* *evil cackle*

[shammiwow]

I think I love Saturn from Team Galactic more than I love myself

[volcanicflowers]

hi ma'am uh we're going to have to revoke your skeleton license, give us your bones

is this off-anon anon hate

[fuckoffpaul]

Fessys real painting leaked