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I draw things sometimes

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Pone art cause it cures my depression~

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Aura Quartz

She’s the protagonist from my Next Gen:Amouraverse where Celestia and Sombra have a son and he Marries Cadence. Aura Quartz is their daughter. It’s an Au next gen verse.

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It’s the quenchiest

I kinda wanna make this a sticker

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Next gen stuffs

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This scene was everything

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I think I love Saturn from Team Galactic more than I love myself

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AU where the whole class ships adrinette, who sit in the back of the class and are constantly giggling, touching each other’s hands on accident and apologizing, blushing, saying tender platonic things, talking about the right thing to do, Adrien touching her shoulder, accidentally falling on the other and accidentally bumping their heads together

And it’s very disruptive but everyone loves it and lets it be

And Lila still tries to yell across the classroom about how she and Adrien are best friends and Chloe yells NO ONE CARES at her thru a megaphone, Chloe’s leaning back in her seat with her feet kicked up on the desk.. she rolls her eyes at her and says to Sabrina sorry is there a broken record in here or what? Sabrina and Chloe laugh together loudly. The teacher says Lila what did I say about interrupting Adrien and Marinette’s studies?? Those two are made for each other. Go to the principals office immediately.

Lila ROARS angrily and bangs her head against the table and takes a giant bite out of the wood, she gnaws on it in a rage. She stomps out of the room. Everyone watches her silhouette in the frosted glass window, she grabs a floating butterfly shape and eats it. She grows 5 sizes into a Tanzanian devil type creature and roars as she smashes stuff in the hallway. The whole class sighs. There she goes again

Adrien and marinette go to raise their hands and call for the teacher but accidentally touch hands. They giggle nervously and go to do it again. They accidentally side hug cuddle. Again they try and then they bonk their heads together. Adrien quickly shakes his dizziness and grabs Marinette’s head for a moment to steady her dizziness so she doesn’t fall over. He stands up and says MS BUSTIER I HAVE THE RUNS i MUST GO.

Ms bustier says Adrien there is a Tasmanian devil akuma on the loose.. Can’t it wait?

Adrien starts doing a little I-have-to-go-potty dance and says “madam if I don’t go now something even more sinister will be on the loose if you catch my drift… I promise I will be careful”

Madam bustier says well in that case, you have my permission. But take a buddy with you. Marinette why don’t you go with Adrien.Make it quick.

Adrien and marinette look at each other and blush. Marinette says, “sure, I-i’d love to!”

She gets up and to follow Adrien but trips, falls on top of him, and they fall down the small flight of steps all the way to the front of the classroom and marinette lands on top of him suggestively and everyone in the classroom including the teacher takes shots bc marinette falling into Adrien is a drinking game for them now bc it happens so often. Marinette and Adrien blush.

Marinette says bashfully “How are … y-your runs?? Are they okay?”

Adrien gives her a smooth wink and says “not as okay as you are… tired from running around in my head all day. “ he squints and considers to himself his pick up lines and puns are a little off because of all the concussions he has suffered from marinette falling on him and bonking heads with him. No matter, Marinette is blushing extra so he thinks maybe she got the gist anyway. He also vaguely registers he’s not supposed to be that forward with Marinette. That’s for LADYBUG, so that she can REJECT him. Not for Marinette, sweet, kind, smoking hot, brave, desperate Marinette.

Explosions and angry Tasmanian devil yelling jolts them out of their moment. Adrien shoves Marinette off of him and says GOTTA GO!! He grabs his butt with one hand and waddles toward the door and Marinette follows.

Marinette and he run toward the bathrooms. Adrien says okay I gotta go in but it might be a while and… it’s not safe out here so maybe you should also go to the bathroom so you’re safe!! Marinette sweats, she needs to get away to become ladybug.. she says hey that’s cool um actually I have to run and errand mind if I do that? Gotta get um… lunch

And Adrien is omg yes do what you have to do don’t wait up for me I’ll try to go as fast as possible and she says oh no take your time I might be a while, enjoy yourself. Knock yourself out!” “Haha but that’s what I have you for!” “Haha that’s so true. [does a comical impression of her bumping into his head and going cross eyed] BONK!” “Haha, BONK! [he mimics her impression.] haha” “Haha”

They are inching away from each other and are yelling these things now 30 feet away from each other and finally say ok bye and disappear. They both transform into chat noir and ladybug.

Chat noir says to ladybug while they are fighting Lila who got herself turned into a clam again, hey ladybug guess what. Knock knock

Who’s there

are you from Tennessee

Am I from Tennessee who

Because You’re the only ten-I-see. Ladybug I think this hot girl in my class gave me a concussion I’m kind of worried about it

Ladybug says “well; do you love her?” Ladybug says as she throws/skips clam!Lila across the water on the nearby beach for about a mile with her super strength

Chat noir sputters, exaggeratedly so because of his concussion “what do you mean do I love her?”

Ladybug says “you know what they taught me in school this year. Literally the only single thing I learned in school this year. True love’s kiss breaks the curse. I’m sure it works on concussions too. Maybe you should kiss her. Just grab her …” ladybug grabs chat Noir’s face “and KISS her. like this” ladybug kisses him really hard and good and chat noir’s eyes roll back and his tail stiffens comically before he collapses in her arms in ecstasy 1 second before ladybug drops him and chat noir falls to the pavement and endures yet another concussion.

Bye bye dizzy kitty ladybug says, and zips off into the distance. “Bon appetit mah ladee” he says dreamily, because he loves her and is also in risk of permanent brain damage at this point

He comes back to class just in time for class to end. He goes to grab his stuff and marinette says Adrien, where are you going? We have detention…

Adrien says detention? Why how? You and me?

Marinette says yes.. (she sounds disappointed) because your runs took too long…..

Adrien slaps a hand over his forehead in embarrassment. Another concussion, “oh my gosh marryme I mean MariNETTE I’m so sorry. This is all my fault.

Marinette stares up at him through her eyelashes. She’s super hot. She says are you feeling better though? He says yes I feel amazing how was your lunch

She says, it was amazing…. I love lunch

Adrien gulps. “I also love lunch,” He’s very confused. He means he loves Marinette. He needs a kiss. Or brain damage deluxe is gonna be a reality and he will only ever be able to tell his future spouse, Marinette he hopes, on their wedding day that he loves lunch til death do they part.

Adrien glances over to the teacher who is blacked out from the “Marinette and Adrien accidental body contact” drinking game. They have some privacy

“Marinette,” he breathes as he sinks down to sit next to her and leans in close. She’s like wat

Will you kiss me

She’s like wait a minute stop. Shut up. The answer is yes but wait. She grabs his whole face with one hand

“The author didn’t think this through. You just asked me for true love’s kiss didn’t you. Because you have a concussion. But I’m Ladybug and you’re Chat noir and—“ “YOURE LADYBUG?” He squeaks with his cheeks squished in her hand —“and Ladybug says [flips thru script, puts on reader glasses] ‘just grab her, and kiss her, like this’” Marinette makes out with Adrien the same way as Ladybug did. Adrien tenses in shock then melts into the kiss just in time for Marinette to drop him, just like before. Another concussion. He’s in heaven but also needs to go to the hospital “You’re Ladybug…?!!?!” He says in a concussioned, lovestruck daze. Ladybug takes her reader glasses off and says “yes, didn’t you read the script?” She gestures to it sitting between them. Adrien’s eyebrows furrow, processing this new reality while still trying to salvage his pride “I… I skimmed it”

“Well all I am saying is the author didn’t think this through. True love’s kiss was supposed to break the curse of your head trauma, but ladybug already kissed you. And you don’t seem to be doing so hot. Your pupils are different sizes and you’re all sweaty.”

Adrien’s eyes with differing pupil sizes widen in new realization “Ladybug LOVES me?!”

Marinette angrily gestures to the script again “ITS IN THE SCRIPT!! You didn’t read the script??”

“It was just— reeeeally long, Marinette….!!!”he whines, scrubbing the sides of his face with his hands, his face turning red, eyes tearing up, suddenly on the brink of hysteria, the shocking revelations and concussions really starting to overwhelm him all at once, the idea of reading the stupid script he had been procrastinating on reading for years on top of everything else finally tipping him over the edge

Marinette pulls him close and holds him to her bosom and rocks him back and forth. Okay, so the true love’s kiss is BS, our education is BS, and your school crush is your work crush. I can’t believe you didn’t know that. Geez. You poor thing. Sweetie, we should get you to a hospital. Do you want to do that?

“Mhm” he whimpers, pathetically

“Okay lets go then”

They get up to go, Adrien pauses and looks over to Mrs bustier “what should we do about her?”

“You’re right, we should bring her, too”

And then Marinette carries Adrien and unconscious Mrs bustier over her shoulders all the way to the hospital and they get the medical attention they need and are healed and everyone lives happily ever after

Adrien did not read the script

He does not know his dad is hawkmoth

Marinette rubs her temple anxiously with a small dose of embarrassment and guilt when she realizes this, when Adrien says golly gee dad said he can visit me for 10 whole minutes today in the ICU! Man I love him so much, he’s the best dad.

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The way this just devolves so quickly but also smoothly into hyper shitpost territory from shitpost lite territory is amazing and a genuine blessing

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I take that as a huge compliment lmao THANK YOU for appreciating the heart of this post

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This is literally the best thing I’ve ever read.

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Fanfic WIP Miraculously Swapped

Marinette stared out the window of the moving car on her way to school. It was a neutral day. It did't look like the sun was shinning, nor did it look like rain. Just a gloomy day.

"Jeesh, what a great first day of school" Marinette mumbled in the back seat.

"What was that honey?" her mother replied, glancing back at Marinette through the rear view mirror.

"Oh nothing mom, just talking to myslef again" Marinette dismissed.

The car would inch forward in the morning Paris traffic. The engine purring softly at each stop. The car passed by many advertisements along the street.

"Oh Marinette that perfume ad you did really turned out wonderful! You look so pretty sweetie" Marinette's mother cooed.

"Aw thanks mom, I only get these good gigs because you're the best manager I could ask for. I really appreciate all the time you and dad make for me. I know he's busy coming up with next season's new line and you're super busy handling both our schedules."

Marinette could see her mother's smile in the rear view mirror. She then glanced to the window. Everything was moving in a blur outside, but Marinette could tellthey were getting close to the school.

On the other side of town, Adrien was jogging to school. He was running a bit behind, but he was trying not to break a sweat before class. It was his first day of school, he couldn't show up all sweaty, but on the other hand if his father finds out he's late on his first day, he'll ground him for sure.

"OK, maybe I better to pick up the pace just a little" Adrien said between breaths. He then reaches a crowded crosswalk only to see a small old man almost to the other side. A car was approaching the crosswalk at a careless speed. He notices the old man is moving too slow and races to pull the man to the sidewalk just as the car zooms through. The old man thanks him. Adrien then reaches into his book bag to a container of cookies from his father's bakery. He offers the old man a cookie before running off to school. The old man smiles to himself. He walks past Agreste Bakery as he finishes his cookie.

"Marinette, honey. Traffic is a bit worse than I had thought it would be this morning. You might be a bit late dear."

"Mom, I cant be late on my first day!" Marinette said frantically. She had a bad habit of being late places and she is intent on breaking that streak. "If I get out and go on foot, I might make it in time."

"Are you sure dear? I won't make you that late-"

"I'll be fine! Gottagobye!" Marinette interrupted as she got out of the car. She not so gracefully wove between cars to the sidewalk. Tripping on the ledge, but regaining her balance in time. "That's another thing I need to work on. I'm a total klutz!" She sprints toward the school. Marinette looks at her watch "I'll make just in time!" As she nears the school, she sees an old man on the ground. His cane is out of his reach. She rushes to his side, grabs his cane and helps him up. He thanks her as her mother drives by and waves at Marinette. "It looks like I would have gotten you here on time!." Her mother teases as she drives away. The old man has already disappeared. Marinette turns toward the school and heads up the stair to the entrance. She is met by a sweaty blonde haired boy. He looks at her, immediately recognizing her by commercials and magazine covers.

Marinette Dupain Cheng goes to this school Adrien thought.

"Umm we're both going to be late if you come on" Marinette says. Adrien, now awake from his thoughts sees Marinette holding the door for him. "After you-"

"Adrien!" He accidentally shouts. "Heh heh. My name is Adrien Agreste." He stammers.

"Well come on Adrien Agreste! I don't want to be late." Marinette teases.

She follows Adrien in the door. "Uh hey, this is my first time here. I'm not really sure where to go." Adrien explains.

"Are you a freshman?" Marinette asks.

"Yep" replies Adrien.

Marinette grabs Adrien's hand. "Come with me then."

Adrien's cheeks grow red and he can feel his heart beating in his chest. What is this?

Marinette and Adrien walk into Ms. Bustier's classroom. Everyone stares and whispers. They look down to see they're still holding hands. They quickly release their grip. Marinette places her hands behind her back. Adrien shoves his in his pockets, while sporting a rosy red cheeks. The class is still whispering while making glances at the two.

"OK. Everyone settle down now. I've assigned you all seats AND we have new students I would like to introduce." Ms. Bustier said authoritatively. "Everyone, this is Adrien Agreste."

Adrien waves to the class. "Hi everyone, I'm very happy to be here."

"And this is Alya Cesaire." Alya smiles at the class.

"Now for the assigned seats-" The class sighs "The front two desks will be Sabrina and Cloe, Nino and Adrien. Behind them is Alix and Mylene, Alya and Marinette. Behind them will be...." Ms. Bustier goes on assigning tables.

"Uhg. Marinette I wanted to sit next to you." Cloe moaned. Sabrina looked at her with a sad look. "No offense Sabrina, but Marinette is a model. Plus we've been besties since we were little. YOU can't top that."

"Cloe, its fine. We're still seated close to each other." Marinette soothed.

"Yeah, but now you have to sit behind the new boy and NEXT to the new girl. What if they're weird?" Cloe said, a little disgusted.

"WE CAN HEAR YOU." Alya and Adrien said in unison.

"Uh I know that. I said it out loud. Does it look like I care?" Cloe said, indifferent.

"Don't mind her." Said Marinette to Alya and Adrien.

"Girl, you're friends with that brat?" Alya asked. "I feel for you."

"She's not that bad. She's like that with new people, but she's actually really nice once you get to know her." Marinette said, trying to smooth things over. Cloe can be nasty and bratty at times, but she has been Marinette's best friend since they were kids.

"I don't want to sit next to Kim!"

"Ivan, please lower your voice. That is your assigned seat next to Kim. I expect you will sit there without any more disruptions." Orders Ms. Bustier.

Ivan, still refuses to sit down. He stands there with a grim look on his face.

"Ivan for the last time, if you don't sit down, I'm sending you to Mr. Damocles' office." Ms. Bustier says sternly as she writes a note explaining Ivan's disruptions in short,

"I'll go there myself then because I'm not sitting next to Kim." Ivan says as he storms out of the room, grabbing the not off her desk.

"Now then, lets get back to class" Ms. Bustier says in a much calmer tone.

Ivan stomps to Mr. Damocles' office, opening the door without warning. Mr. Damocles', who is reading fanfiction on his school computer sees the door swing open out of the corner of his eye and quickly exits out of browser. Shoot! I didn't save my page. Now it'll take me half a period to find my spot.

"Ivan! Were you raised in a barn? Go back out and knock until I say to come in." Mr. Damocles berates. "Jeesh, kids these days." He mumbles.

Ivan, now filled with rage exits the office, slamming the door behind him.

Somewhere in a dark room. A small light begins to shine through. The hole gets bigger and bigger. Letting more light shine in and exposing a masked man in a purple and black suit. There are pale white butterflies fluttering around him the still dim room. Each emitting a small amount of light. The man extends his hand with an open palm. A butterfly lands on his hand and claps another hand on top. Trapping the creature. A dark aura forms around his clasped hand. When he opens them, a now purple and black butterfly takes off. It flutters out a small opening in the window with a purpose.

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Fanfic wip

Gonna post the fanfic WIP for my au that I worked on Saturday. It’s not great. I just wanted to start it while I was bored at work. My work computer doesn’t have word so I just had to type it in an email so don’t judge me for misspellings and grammar.

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Would you believe me if I said I only started this AU so I could give Mari long hair and make her a model??? Well don’t cause I had lots of reasons~