AU where the whole class ships adrinette, who sit in the back of the class and are constantly giggling, touching each other’s hands on accident and apologizing, blushing, saying tender platonic things, talking about the right thing to do, Adrien touching her shoulder, accidentally falling on the other and accidentally bumping their heads together
And it’s very disruptive but everyone loves it and lets it be
And Lila still tries to yell across the classroom about how she and Adrien are best friends and Chloe yells NO ONE CARES at her thru a megaphone, Chloe’s leaning back in her seat with her feet kicked up on the desk.. she rolls her eyes at her and says to Sabrina sorry is there a broken record in here or what? Sabrina and Chloe laugh together loudly. The teacher says Lila what did I say about interrupting Adrien and Marinette’s studies?? Those two are made for each other. Go to the principals office immediately.
Lila ROARS angrily and bangs her head against the table and takes a giant bite out of the wood, she gnaws on it in a rage. She stomps out of the room. Everyone watches her silhouette in the frosted glass window, she grabs a floating butterfly shape and eats it. She grows 5 sizes into a Tanzanian devil type creature and roars as she smashes stuff in the hallway. The whole class sighs. There she goes again
Adrien and marinette go to raise their hands and call for the teacher but accidentally touch hands. They giggle nervously and go to do it again. They accidentally side hug cuddle. Again they try and then they bonk their heads together. Adrien quickly shakes his dizziness and grabs Marinette’s head for a moment to steady her dizziness so she doesn’t fall over. He stands up and says MS BUSTIER I HAVE THE RUNS i MUST GO.
Ms bustier says Adrien there is a Tasmanian devil akuma on the loose.. Can’t it wait?
Adrien starts doing a little I-have-to-go-potty dance and says “madam if I don’t go now something even more sinister will be on the loose if you catch my drift… I promise I will be careful”
Madam bustier says well in that case, you have my permission. But take a buddy with you. Marinette why don’t you go with Adrien.Make it quick.
Adrien and marinette look at each other and blush. Marinette says, “sure, I-i’d love to!”
She gets up and to follow Adrien but trips, falls on top of him, and they fall down the small flight of steps all the way to the front of the classroom and marinette lands on top of him suggestively and everyone in the classroom including the teacher takes shots bc marinette falling into Adrien is a drinking game for them now bc it happens so often. Marinette and Adrien blush.
Marinette says bashfully “How are … y-your runs?? Are they okay?”
Adrien gives her a smooth wink and says “not as okay as you are… tired from running around in my head all day. “ he squints and considers to himself his pick up lines and puns are a little off because of all the concussions he has suffered from marinette falling on him and bonking heads with him. No matter, Marinette is blushing extra so he thinks maybe she got the gist anyway. He also vaguely registers he’s not supposed to be that forward with Marinette. That’s for LADYBUG, so that she can REJECT him. Not for Marinette, sweet, kind, smoking hot, brave, desperate Marinette.
Explosions and angry Tasmanian devil yelling jolts them out of their moment. Adrien shoves Marinette off of him and says GOTTA GO!! He grabs his butt with one hand and waddles toward the door and Marinette follows.
Marinette and he run toward the bathrooms. Adrien says okay I gotta go in but it might be a while and… it’s not safe out here so maybe you should also go to the bathroom so you’re safe!! Marinette sweats, she needs to get away to become ladybug.. she says hey that’s cool um actually I have to run and errand mind if I do that? Gotta get um… lunch
And Adrien is omg yes do what you have to do don’t wait up for me I’ll try to go as fast as possible and she says oh no take your time I might be a while, enjoy yourself. Knock yourself out!” “Haha but that’s what I have you for!” “Haha that’s so true. [does a comical impression of her bumping into his head and going cross eyed] BONK!” “Haha, BONK! [he mimics her impression.] haha” “Haha”
They are inching away from each other and are yelling these things now 30 feet away from each other and finally say ok bye and disappear. They both transform into chat noir and ladybug.
Chat noir says to ladybug while they are fighting Lila who got herself turned into a clam again, hey ladybug guess what. Knock knock
Because You’re the only ten-I-see. Ladybug I think this hot girl in my class gave me a concussion I’m kind of worried about it
Ladybug says “well; do you love her?” Ladybug says as she throws/skips clam!Lila across the water on the nearby beach for about a mile with her super strength
Chat noir sputters, exaggeratedly so because of his concussion “what do you mean do I love her?”
Ladybug says “you know what they taught me in school this year. Literally the only single thing I learned in school this year. True love’s kiss breaks the curse. I’m sure it works on concussions too. Maybe you should kiss her. Just grab her …” ladybug grabs chat Noir’s face “and KISS her. like this” ladybug kisses him really hard and good and chat noir’s eyes roll back and his tail stiffens comically before he collapses in her arms in ecstasy 1 second before ladybug drops him and chat noir falls to the pavement and endures yet another concussion.
Bye bye dizzy kitty ladybug says, and zips off into the distance. “Bon appetit mah ladee” he says dreamily, because he loves her and is also in risk of permanent brain damage at this point
He comes back to class just in time for class to end. He goes to grab his stuff and marinette says Adrien, where are you going? We have detention…
Adrien says detention? Why how? You and me?
Marinette says yes.. (she sounds disappointed) because your runs took too long…..
Adrien slaps a hand over his forehead in embarrassment. Another concussion, “oh my gosh marryme I mean MariNETTE I’m so sorry. This is all my fault.
Marinette stares up at him through her eyelashes. She’s super hot. She says are you feeling better though? He says yes I feel amazing how was your lunch
She says, it was amazing…. I love lunch
Adrien gulps. “I also love lunch,” He’s very confused. He means he loves Marinette. He needs a kiss. Or brain damage deluxe is gonna be a reality and he will only ever be able to tell his future spouse, Marinette he hopes, on their wedding day that he loves lunch til death do they part.
Adrien glances over to the teacher who is blacked out from the “Marinette and Adrien accidental body contact” drinking game. They have some privacy
“Marinette,” he breathes as he sinks down to sit next to her and leans in close. She’s like wat
She’s like wait a minute stop. Shut up. The answer is yes but wait. She grabs his whole face with one hand
“The author didn’t think this through. You just asked me for true love’s kiss didn’t you. Because you have a concussion. But I’m Ladybug and you’re Chat noir and—“ “YOURE LADYBUG?” He squeaks with his cheeks squished in her hand —“and Ladybug says [flips thru script, puts on reader glasses] ‘just grab her, and kiss her, like this’” Marinette makes out with Adrien the same way as Ladybug did. Adrien tenses in shock then melts into the kiss just in time for Marinette to drop him, just like before. Another concussion. He’s in heaven but also needs to go to the hospital “You’re Ladybug…?!!?!” He says in a concussioned, lovestruck daze. Ladybug takes her reader glasses off and says “yes, didn’t you read the script?” She gestures to it sitting between them. Adrien’s eyebrows furrow, processing this new reality while still trying to salvage his pride “I… I skimmed it”
“Well all I am saying is the author didn’t think this through. True love’s kiss was supposed to break the curse of your head trauma, but ladybug already kissed you. And you don’t seem to be doing so hot. Your pupils are different sizes and you’re all sweaty.”
Adrien’s eyes with differing pupil sizes widen in new realization “Ladybug LOVES me?!”
Marinette angrily gestures to the script again “ITS IN THE SCRIPT!! You didn’t read the script??”
“It was just— reeeeally long, Marinette….!!!”he whines, scrubbing the sides of his face with his hands, his face turning red, eyes tearing up, suddenly on the brink of hysteria, the shocking revelations and concussions really starting to overwhelm him all at once, the idea of reading the stupid script he had been procrastinating on reading for years on top of everything else finally tipping him over the edge
Marinette pulls him close and holds him to her bosom and rocks him back and forth. Okay, so the true love’s kiss is BS, our education is BS, and your school crush is your work crush. I can’t believe you didn’t know that. Geez. You poor thing. Sweetie, we should get you to a hospital. Do you want to do that?
“Mhm” he whimpers, pathetically
They get up to go, Adrien pauses and looks over to Mrs bustier “what should we do about her?”
“You’re right, we should bring her, too”
And then Marinette carries Adrien and unconscious Mrs bustier over her shoulders all the way to the hospital and they get the medical attention they need and are healed and everyone lives happily ever after
Adrien did not read the script
He does not know his dad is hawkmoth
Marinette rubs her temple anxiously with a small dose of embarrassment and guilt when she realizes this, when Adrien says golly gee dad said he can visit me for 10 whole minutes today in the ICU! Man I love him so much, he’s the best dad.
dailybridgerton
vaporwave
2087
tangentwithtanner
