#immagenius

[dhs-quotes-blog]

Midgers: The Play

Midger: mwehehehehehe imma midger, imma get yooooooo.

Me: leave vile midger!

Midger: nyeevvvaaaahhhh!!

Me: *zappy zappy with repellant gun* ha midger, I got yoooooo!!!!

Midger: noooo imma ded

Me: dats wut I thot heh

[xanrian-101]

You know how twins are twins, and triplets are triplets What do you call one baby in the stomach if you were following the pattern? Onsies? ...i broke the code. Onsies y'all

[neigborhoodemissaryfromhell]

Friend: Sooo hows life?

Me: Crushing

[cellulum-blog]

[matheamato]

i typed "wait eat" instead of "wait wat"

[she-hers]

Memories.

Don’t have to be Epic.

No need the details or long minutes.

They will always be more of Bitter than honey Sweet.

You don’t regret for the wrong moves or decisions;

but rather the relief of letting everything to imprint.

Looking back, I’m still thankful for it, and will forever be.

[alwaysbewoke]

Yep. That would really tell us who is Presidential and who is not. (Taken with Instagram)

[katetheegreat]

Since we had no ice for a smoothie we used a frozen water bottle... #immagenius #improvising (Taken with Instagram)