DHS QUOTES!

Fuck the red blob!

[onionbabe]

I FINALLY GOT MY SHITTY GRAPHICS TABLET TO WORK!!!!!!!!!

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YAY

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SORRY

Me and my friend were trying to see who could find the dirtiest fanfiction and I ended up liking a bunch of beautiful posts so I could share them with her and now your dash may be filled will Dan and Phil porn. Oopsie.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[politically-incoherent]

GET THIS SHIT OFF MY FUCKING DASH.

[brazilianwaxguns]

@guyceratops

[die-with-your-b00ts-on-deactiva]

@grumpyvikingdidnothingwrong

[gallows-walker-deactivated20170]

Nononono

[chewbacatw]

[unclebeanbag]

[l3g]

[toadoasis]

Aesthetic

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These are fucking amazing

[gabrielapereida]

Transition

Change is hard. Sometimes it’s very uncomfortable. But… it is needed. God needs us to grow. He needs us to be put in uncomfortable situations when we get too comfortable where we currently are. We need to be molded into people who can reach many people in different walks of life by our experiences and how God not only guided us but sustained us. We are the clay, He is the potter. Mold me, Lord.

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This somewhat scares me. Mold me?

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My Undertale OC, princess snooplizard-sparkles the third

[onionbabe]

GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL

Hey, @fleurpuffpomf @i-am-da-boss @cherry-b13 and @cjrodgers02 , we need to go Pokemon hunting soon. My mum just told me that they’re gonna be banning it soon, so, we don’t have much time left…

[i-am-da-boss-deactivated2018082]

Yes!! We do! I just downloaded tonight so we definitely have to do it! #gottacatchemall 😂😂

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MINE DOESN’T FUCKING WORK

[onionbabe]

WELL THATS TOO BAD

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FUCKING POKEMON GO AND ITS SHITTY BUGGINESS but in all seriousness, if I can get it to work I'll go

[onionbabe]

GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL

Hey, @fleurpuffpomf @i-am-da-boss @cherry-b13 and @cjrodgers02 , we need to go Pokemon hunting soon. My mum just told me that they’re gonna be banning it soon, so, we don’t have much time left…

[i-am-da-boss-deactivated2018082]

Yes!! We do! I just downloaded tonight so we definitely have to do it! #gottacatchemall 😂😂

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MINE DOESN'T FUCKING WORK

[i-am-da-boss-deactivated2018082]

Fuck-a you bitch!

(via i-am-da-boss)

[me----irl]

Why don’t wheelchairs have pedals for when your arms get tired?

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Well it would appear that somebody is a fucking idiot and doesn't understand the entire point of wheelchairs...

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Home alone

When you do the things you normally would do quietly in your bedroom, naked in the kitchen.

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Midgers: The Play

Midger: mwehehehehehe imma midger, imma get yooooooo.

Me: leave vile midger!

Midger: nyeevvvaaaahhhh!!

Me: *zappy zappy with repellant gun* ha midger, I got yoooooo!!!!

Midger: noooo imma ded

Me: dats wut I thot heh

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Ode to Midgers

There be midgers oot tonight, Leave vile midgers, Zap zap wi' ma repellent gun. I'll be scritchin' aw night, One just went up my skirt Ow

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Heinz tomato soup tastes like bleach and paper

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When you're so proud of yourself for getting porn on a public computer while sitting next to a bunch of kids...

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Angry badger

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If you are ever at the titanic museum in Belfast looking out onto the place where the titanic was launched and shit, look out for the JANIS and #FLOWEN...