"ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ɪꜱ, ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɪᴍᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟ… ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ, ʜᴏᴡ ᴏʟᴅ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ? 50?"
"53."
"53. ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ 53 ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ɪɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍɪɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ꜱᴀʏɪɴɢ ꜱᴏ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀɢɪɴɢ. ꜱᴏ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ɪᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ 560?"
"ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ. ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ. ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ɪᴅᴇᴀ."
had to draw this divaaaa
i found another (pseudo?) cult, that basically took everything from televangelism but the christianity part lmao
it's actually extremely interesting, and is a bit like scientology but way more glamorous and less depressing and SAD because imo scientology is really pathetic in terms of a cult, like they don't even know what the believe in from what i've seen
like if you're going to make a cult, commit at least lmao, do you believe in magic?? aliens?? what is it
anyways, this is bernadeane brown from the eternal flame foundation (now known as people unlimited) which is an organization dedicated to the idea of immortality. their doctrine is literally just "believe in yourself enough and your cells will be awoken and you'll live forever. for a small fee of 250 dollars AND the price of relocating to scottsdale, arizona :)"
ARIZONA CANNOT BE THAT GOOD BRUH
my mother went there and said it felt like she died and went to purgatory or something, like why would you want to spend the rest of your life THERE??? i'm sure there's something positive about the state don't get me wrong but immortality??there??? nahhhh that's WAY too much to ask for, not just for arizona but literally anywhere. i would NOT want to spend the rest of my life in my state, especially not forever and ever and ever. this is NOT narnia blud
so i found that really funny
plus the dynamic of their little group, its bernadeane and her husband charles brown and their (sidepiece) business partner james strole-- they called themselves a TRINITY and claimed that the reason they were immortal anyway was because of the cellular awakenings they got from "cellular intercourse."
brother 😂
this was an interesting little find
even if this was definitely crazy they made sure to eat down
the COORDINATION
pretty sure this was a diff type of trinity 🤔
why are they lowk giving team rocket...
there's also levels to the immortality movement, including rivalry between these people and Alcor cryonics enthusiasts which i find really funny as well
you have psuedo science on one hand and then whatever hippie nonsense was going on HERE
and all in all, this movement is the EXACT antithesis to another "cult"/performative art movement called the church of euthanasia, which was started by another diva who looks like the dark verison of bernadeane 😂 the coe's entire motto is "save the planet, kys," and the eff's motto is "it's embarrasing to die" 💀
like HELLO
go watch this video abt immortalists if you're also interested in things like this
