#impaler-prince

[absxlutedeath]

impaler-prince replied to your post: “What should I dress up as for Halloween?” 

“Your trollop sister might strike a few cords.”

“Did you just imply that I should dress up like my sister?”

[datheroluka]

~{{Sing, baby, Sing.}}~

If I reach 12I will come after youAnd make you sing

4/12

[levelxinfinity]

"One out of three?"

“Well I suppose.” And Seraphina gives Val a cheek kiss.

[deadasdecafcoffee]

impaler-prince replied to your post: “I thought I would spread some wisdom of my evil...

“…I wonder if sardines prevent this…”

“Go try it and see.”

[writemeendlesssongs]

“I promise, and this is no ordinary promise but a pinky one! I heard in the human realm these are very...precious and not to be broken!”

@impaler-prince I tried, I hope you like it!

[livestock-owner]

@impaler-prince open starter accepted

The violet was going through a former supermarket, he always hoped to find something fun in these buildings. One time he found a nintendo, it was fun until the battery was empty but today there didn’t seem to be anything, only canned sardines. “How boring” he kicked the can against the next wall.

[absxlutedeath]

impaler-prince replied to your post: To blow his money on a new phone or a 3ds. That is...

“I have a very simple solution for this situation, Lad! Get yourself a new phone and give your number out to ever female that you see. Eventually, they will call you for a date if you play your cards right! After that, play hard to get with her and she’ll eventually become desperate enough to purchase this…other device for you! Fool proof!”

“This sounds like a very long and complicated plan. If I really wanted it I could just steal it. I could just steal both if I wanted.” He gives a slight shrug. If he really, really wanted to be an asshole though, he could just find a way to manipulate him into buying it for him.

[datheroluka]

impaler-prince

  ~{{Sing, baby, Sing.}}~

~{{=A= ooohhh, buddy you’ll regret that one.}}~

>doubt