Jan 4
Listen, I just love the concept of Bruce being stuck in Smallville and becoming a small town sleuth for a week because he can never relax for too long. But Smallville isn't cursed like Gotham is, so his mysteries end up being like. Finding the truth behind gossip/rumors around town.
#i love detective bruce#i want him to find things to solve in any situation#its so much funnier when he takes the little “cases” extremely seriously though#that's his DUTY. he will solve any case if it could bring one (1) person relief.#“I've done my research. my suspects are narrowed down. only one has reasonable motive.”#“for what? are you working right now?” - clark probably#“for the bake sale. Betty's recipe went missing before it and i have every reason to believe Ruth is the cause of it's disappearance.”#even funnier since it's just Bruce Wayne walking around doing this and not Batman#who knew Bruce Wayne would be so interested in getting to the bottom of this little town's secrets!!#he must think everything belongs to him!!#its goofy i love it#also??#implied superbat??#superbat#batman#bruce wayne#clark kent#superman#atlas's