#impossible task

[miwiheroes]

microdosing hell by writing the first 1000 words of a new fic

[outromoony]

Reading actual books when fanfiction exists is one of the hardest things in the world—how am I supposed to enjoy something that doesn't have Remus Lupin in it?

[victor-v]

i think it's really smart from nora to make protecting neil the reason andrew quits smoking can you imagine his pro coach trying to make him stop for obvious athletic reasons?? teamless in 3 days

[slimesolvant]

older brother controls little brothers bladder - omo, other stuff

Older brother who makes little brother hold until he's shaking and holding himself. Then bathroom door is locked with a key that only the older brother has access too. If little brother doesn't pace himself with his hydration, he's fucked.

Big bro who makes little bro hump a pillow whilst holding. When little bro is close to coming, big bro makes him stop. He forces little bros legs open. If little bro comes, big brother will strap a vibrator to his clit until he's begging for it to stop. The little slut deserves it. If he wets himself, big brother will rub Tiger Balm on his poor tdick. It's a lose lose situation.

Little bro obeys big bro anyways. He loves impossible tasks.

[hearts4sale]

hi mari what is your favorite song as of today

this is so hard☹️

my top 5 as of today though……

lost in the supermarket - the clash, the rain song - led zeppelin, this could be love - the cars, box - izzy, tumbling dice - the stones

bonuses almost hear you sigh - the stones and strange religion - mark lanegan and achilles last stand - led zeppelin i can’t choose

[jiguurten]

Thoughts on trans!Cas?

My canon in canonverse.

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Also my canon in AUs with no vessel business.

Jimmy Novak and Castiel would be the ‘why the fuck do you look like me’ meme in those AUs.

[jullify]

aight i see how all of you are

but now you must choose one path

for if you choose both, or choose none, lucius will haunt your sleep. (and to the lucius simps, sekke will haunt your sleep).

Alr, BC yuri, or BC yaoi?

choose a path

[beansnpeets]

Not enough time to get everything done every day, idk how people do it :(