For "weird asks that say a lot": 4, 25, 28, 31, 36, 54 OH GOD IT'S SO LONG but I don't want to send you an entire wall of numbers, so.
4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?
“Miriam braucht noch regelmäßig Hilfestellung beim Rechnen”, “Miriam malt und bastelt gerne und liest Texte gut und flüssig”. “Ihr Kind ist so still, Frau [redacted], es wäre schön, wenn sie sich mehr am Unterricht beteiligen würde!”
25. first song you remember hearing?
First songs I remember are those we sang in kindergarten, to be honest. “Hörst du die Regenwürmer husten” comes to mind :’D
28. five songs to describe you?
In my mind - Amanda PalmerSoft to be strong - MARINALasse red’n - Die ÄrzteBlack Sheep - Gin WingmoreFamily - Mother Mother
31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?
Leather jacket, combat boots, cargopants and either a tanktop or a button up or a hoodie, depending on temperatures outside :D (tbh that describes my fashion style 90% of the time)
36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?
I have no idea. I’ve been on the internet for such a long time, and I didn’t even understand what memes were for a super long time.
54. what did you learn from your first job?
Patience in the eye of obnoxious assholes. How to stand on the same spot for a very long time with the least possible back/foot pain. How unprofessional security firms are. That brass knuckles are indeed forbidden in Germany bc they fall under the “Deutsches Waffengesetz”. Self defense.