#imsuchapitch ask

[imsuchapitch]

YOU ASKED FOR A CAVAL--- I MEAN ASK BOX INVASION. AND THEN YOU ANSWERED IN CAPS. SO I INVADED.

I

have no response to that.

Anyhow,

WELCOME TO THE ASKBOX; FEEL FREE TO ENJOY ONE OF OUR COMPLIMENTARY SHANANIGANS OR EXPERIENCE A PLEASURABLE GIF OF MY ARSE.

YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.

[imsuchapitch]

Toothiana's heart felt crushed, like it was ripped out of her chest, "I..." She dropped to the floor with tears in her eyes and started crying on the cold floor.

 The hard, ravaged sneer remained on my harsh, twisted countenance as I watched the her anguished tears seep from her lovely eyes that were shut tightly against the world...and I.

  I couldn't provide sweet illusions. I couldn't conjure up and manipulate minds with magnificent, delusionally enrapturing dreams like others could. I couldn't lie. But I was well aware that the rest of the world could.

 Lies frightened me. They terrified me. And the fact that everything over the millenia that had given me happiness...pleasure...joy.....were always revealed to be be something that was never meant to have existed--it brought a hard truth: I was never meant to be happy. Love was a lie. Dreams were frauds. Joy was temporary and it cheated you. But you would have forgotten it. You wouldn't ever have recalled the consequences. I did. I still do.

 And although my both my heart and soul ached at the miserable sight of a beloved one in the harrowing depths of sorrow, I couldn't accept what was being offered to me. It was too late for anything.

 I began to laugh, a ragged, torn sound that echoed the only despair and bitterness that remained.

[imsuchapitch]

Are there any cryptids you get along with well?

Oh yes.

There's old Nessie, whom I'd think you're pretty familiar with. Several man-eating trees, the argumentative, but delightful Mothman, and the Thunderbird.

That's about the extent of my acquaintance with 'cryptids', but you don't really get much time to make friends with other creatures when you're off yourself spreading nightmares across the Earth.

[imsuchapitch]

I billieve in the bogeyman.

Me too, dear anon.

Me too.

[imsuchapitch]

lucinda:" hobbies??"i smiled

Shadow-boxing. Keeps me remarkably fit.

Dancing. I do the tango and ballroom.

Basically stalking frightened children and spying on them in the night.

I don't have a bad hand in archery, either.

I'm pretty sure that I could do quite well in limbo.

[imsuchapitch]

She took her hands away from her face and shifted her gaze away from him, crossing her arms over his chest. "No you don't. You don't know what bra size I'm wearing, for example." ((OH MY GOD MEL NO WHY WOULD YOU))

DON'T SAY A WORD.

[imsuchapitch]

Shhhhhhhh bby. Just take it -hugs more-

[imsuchapitch]

She covers her eyes. "Oh my god!"