#imsuchatwink

[totallynotamushroominatrenchcoat]

Honest to god, if a giant buff person, nb, man, or woman, comes to me and says, "We have to go, we might die, but we need to save the world" I'd be like, "You had me at we need to go." Because my dumb, smooth brain would go, 'big pretty person hehe', they could throw me like a baseball and I'd come running back with a big stupid smile on my face like a dog and let them do it again.