#imtheasshole

[rainbowxfmuses]

//Not okay. Went to a friend's birthday party to support him, and a guy ended up falling over and hitting his head, so I tried keep him talking so he wouldn't pass out, but I was anadshole for that and ended up getting manhandled by my "friend" who put his hand over my mouth and and said "Not in his house" so I ended up leaving to ho outside to the car. I'm home now and so fuckibg traumatized.

[edamommy]

Apparently my husband knew I would be in a rush to use the toilet when I got home. To assist, he moved the toilet closer to the garage. Nobody tell him I used it. It’s not flushing though... #noseriously #teamlogan #hemarriedanasshole #imtheasshole (at No, Seriously Headquarters) https://www.instagram.com/p/Byd62igFVyk/?igshid=1u5aue5xqdonj

[zerohero01]

FU Kit-tay!!.. #catsareassholes #lovemycat #imtheasshole

[romonaforever-blog]

Never was much of a romantic, I could never take the intimacy. And I know I did damage, 'cause the look in your eyes is killing me, I guess you've got another advantage 'cause you could blame me for everything.

Kanye West

[psilikeyouinblue]

m-the-asshole-that replied to your post: HI

JUST BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT THE EMOTIONAL COMPETANCY OF A TEASPOON.

<3 <3 <3 emotional range :P

I think we can safely say my emotional range includes the entire cutlery drawer lol