Me to manager: yeah, that’s my brother, there goes my mom and dad, and that right there is my neph- Manager: wait where are you? Me, trying not to make the lie too obvious: umm I’m uh I’m the one taking the picture ? Yeah! Yeah I’m the one taking the pic ! Manager: why didn’t you just put it on a timer? Me: *points behind manager * OMG IS THAT OWEN WILSON?! *runs away* #family #myfamilyhatesme #imtheblacksheep #imanembarrassment
















