#imtoodead

[moltenspancakes-blog]

Me: *walks by dad eating second ice cream*

Dad: That's you're second one already!! You're going to become fat if you eat so much!!

Me: Well gee, being fat lowers the rate of you living longer, and I kind of want to die.

[phatalredarsinnal]

#ISwear,Look At His Facial Expressions Though,#ImTooDead

[taybaylove-blog]

This is why I'm removing my mother as a friend on facebook. #SomebodyGetHer #Why #ImTooDead 😂😂😂😂😂